heres a thought when i go to heaven i'll ask God about creationism and when the rest of you go to Hell you can ask darwin about evolution
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Considering both places are myths, I'll stick with evolution.
Besides, wouldn’t that be questioning God, which your bible says not to do?
It's really sad that ToE and religion has become an "either-or" thing in the States. In the rest of the world the ToE and religious thought co-exist in harmony because the religious realize that the Genesis story was never intended to be more than that - a story. The people who wrote it clearly intended for it to be a myth, not a real depiction of Creation.
How do you know it wont be the other way around? You can ask Satan all about creation since it's obviously his work. Anyone with any brains can see it's sole purpose is to deceive.
Darwin, on the other hand, looked at the work your deity has supposedly done and searched for an explanation. Sounds like he's the one that would make it to Heaven.
Oh sure, you could ask bible god ... but don't expect to get any truth out of him. He's a known liar. In fact, one of the very first things he said to Adam in the Garden of Eden was a lie:
Gen.2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Adam supposedly lived another 900 years or so. Of course, maybe Genesis 2:17 is referring to one of those fundie days which is actually a thousand years.
Givitaday:
Because the fundies creation story is perfect and unchanging, and they are unable to understand anything except as a twisted mirror image of themselves, so they think about evolution the same way.
Except when they accuse scientists of changing their story every day.
@ Doctor Whom
Isn't it obvious? Your socks are being raptured to prepare a comfy bed for you. For all of eternity, you will be napping in a nest created from your socks. The more faithful you are, the more socks are raptured and the more comfy your nest will be in the afterlife.
I'm actually looking forward to the beer volcano myself.
If you're gonna go to Heaven, then, I'd rater go to Hell.
It sounds lyrical. Maybe someone with more musical talent than me can turn it into an anti-fundie song.
@ giveitaday:It's not just Darwin's Theory of Evolution that's a make-it-or-break-it for fundies. They're also obsessed with The Gheys, who, like Darwin's Ghost, seem to be taking over the world. No doubt with the help of the UN, the Federal Reserve, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, etc.
If going to heaven means being with people like "ruthless_one3k"...I'll go to hell, thanks.
As Mark Twain said...
Heaven for the climate, hell for the company.
Does the "bf2" in your screen name stand for "butt f***er squared"?
Here's a thought: When my son goes to an Ivy League university I'll ask his biology professor about evolution; when your kid goes to community college you can ask his pimply-faced student advisor about whether the receipt from his GED course counts as a graduation certificate.
ruthless_one: Um god, I have a question about creationism. Is it true?
god: Why do you ask that? I thought Darwin told you guys what really happened.
“heres a thought”
Not much of one. We have evidence RIGHT HERE for one, and we have ancient myths for the other. Ducking the question in favor of pretending you win? That’s just childish.
“and when the rest of you go to Hell you can ask darwin about evolution”
Gotta wonder why in the name of any random deity you think people doing their honest best to understand the fossil record, and the DNA evidence, and so on, go to Hell? Evolution doesn’t say there is no god.
I have other reasons to reject God, and Heaven, and Hell, but the science is not saying what you lot think it says. Why do you assume everyone who believe is it hell-bent?
And you judge everyone for disagreeing with you. What makes you so sure your judgmental ass is going to Heaven?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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