God's factual existence is more certain than your own.
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Cogito ergo sum.
I can't speak for God.
People have actually SEEN me. There are pictures, documentation, and whitnesses who see me do my "works" every day. If I drop kicked you, you'd know it.
Sky fairy has one slapped together 2,000 year old book.
You FAIL!!!
I dunno, but there are plenty of people who have seen and talked to me. In fact, everyone I know has seen and talked to me, none of them have seen or talked to god.
The evidence seems to favor me in the (and every other) case.
On the contrary, I can easily amass a large volume of data from a very large amount of sources across various media (witness statements, printed media, photo, film (IIRC) and video) which prove my existence.
The basis for the existence of your God is a poorly written book of mostly unverifiable words and deeds.
My existence is very much a certainty. Your God's...extremely uncertain.
Cool! I don't exist!
...idiot.
You sound like my friends when they've been on a three week philosophy kick.
"Prove to me I'm not a grapefruit! you can't, can you?!"
Damn, deathbird beat me to it.
Still:
Cogito, ergo sum.
Of course, since you clearly weren't thinking when you wrote this...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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