Winter it gets cold,
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Funny, you should visit the southers Hemisphere. Or South Asia, where there is no winter... or go back to 1816, the year with no summer.
Jackass.
Looks like his "special" school is putting together an end of the year poetry anthology.
Good effort, Rich! Good effort!
*distributes cookie*
Man, this does sound like a really badly written poem. I can just imagine this acne-scarred teenager reading this in front of his English class and ending it with a loud and an aggressive "Deal with it!" The class applauds unenthusiastically, he smiles and returns to his seat.
@Mortok: The question I really wanna ask is "What the fuck is this doing on IMDb?"
RichN36's real name: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz or Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?
@"Me again": That was a Cunning Plan you had, using that reference.
I can just picture this fool with a beatnik beard and beret, standing at the front of a coffeehouse and reciting this drivel. The truly sad part is that it doesn't help. This makes no more sense as poetry than it does as actual commentary; either way, it's atrocious.
You know, Rich, that's the problem.
We may not be able to destroy the earth, but our way of life isn't sustainable for this kind of population.
And plenty of time will be necessary to undo several of the things we've done. From chemical spills to nuclear tests to agriculture run solely for profit, there will be a price for us to pay. And I'm saddened that every time you born-again types go on about global warming, you make it a springboard for to clear the ignorance barrier of the things we need to take care of.
And don't worry about dealing with it. Because it will likely deal with you.
Mary, Mary,
With silver bells
I don't know which is scarier:
* The fact that this guy thinks it is physically impossible to screw up the Earth no matter how hard we try, orThe Day After Tomorrow .
Did you know that The Day After Tomorrow was based on a book written by Whitney Striber and Art Bell ?
I find it hard to understand - even to believe - how one can be this uninformed in todays day and age.
Oh, but he did say "millions" so I guess that's something.
*facepalm*
Winter it gets cold,
Just to spice things up
Man can't Destroy what God Has Made.
"Man can't Destroy what God Has Made."
The Dodo, Passenger Pigeon and Tasmanian Wolf would like a word with you.
Worst. Poem. Ever. Well, you know, except for Vogon poetry.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
@ Dark_Lord_Prime
May I try?
Complete sentences
5,7,5, reference to nature. How'm I doin'?
It's hot in the summer, and cold in the winter. I can't figure it out.
The tide goes in, the tide goes out. Nobody knows why.
How is babby made?
But on the North hemisphere we are moving into summer now, while the South hemisphere is moving into winter. So it's hot and cold at the same time on our Planet.
Man is destroying what God supposedly made, all the time, stupid. Pollution and fracking and devastation of the rain-forests and nuclear disasters and...
We would like to "deal with it", but the conservatives keep blocking any legislative attempts to reduce admissions. You don't mean "deal with it", you mean "suck it up and die", don't you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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