Don't ferget the Creation deniers. A robust group with witch doctor origins. they believe in magic mutations.
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Witch doctor origins?
Uhhhhh... no. The witch doctors and the scientists parted ways a long time ago, because the scientists kept revising their data and changing their minds, while the witch doctors wouldn't.
They believe in spelling too and evidence, not magic mutations(and anyway, what's magic anyway, for people who think that snakes speak?)
Oh, an obvious mistake, it's "Ou-ee-ou-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-BING-BANG", not "walla-walla-BIG-BANG"!
There's no "magic" in mutations, which have been studied scientifically for decades. Calling scientists "witch doctors" is like calling them "bogeymen": you're not only ignorant, you're frightened of them.
No, see, YOU guys believe in magic. We prefer science.
Why hasn't someone killed you yet. How do you stumble through life, being such an idiotic bastard, and not at least get placed in a mental ward where your stupidity can't hurt the poor average persons brains.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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