"Don’t ever underestimate a communist....they are evil and deadly and they never give up. They have no other purpose in life than to dominate and control others and destroy their enemies. They have no respect for life."
Now where have I heard that before...?:
General Jack D. Ripper: 'Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of our own troops. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally.'
General Jack D. Ripper: 'Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?'
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: 'No, I don't think I do, sir, no.'
JDR: 'He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.'
General Jack D. Ripper: 'Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.'
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: 'Lord, Jack.'
JDR: 'You know when fluoridation first began?'
LM: 'I... no, no. I don't, Jack.'
JDR: 'Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.'
PROTIP: The film "Dr Strangelove" is not a documentary, savagesusie.