Yeah porn is an evil works to pull away people from God..it's no diffrent from stealing,drunkyard,orgies nor adultery!..I am Christian and used to hooked up with porn..but when i say this is ENOUGH!i surrender everything to God and feed my mind with His word!thanks God i overcame it!!Loving Jesus 99% & 1% porn is the same as 1% to Jesus and 99% to other!!!Just pray and surrender everything to Him!And feed your mind with The Word of God!and He will renew your life as if it's new!Godbless
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JESUS IS COMING!!
I CAN FEEL HIM IN ME!!
PLEASE LORD JESUS COME SOON!
I'M ON MY KNEES WAITING FOR JESUS TO COME!! Etc., etc.,
Oh pleez, you guys love your "born again porn"
You know what God hates though? People who cannot spell, punctuate, use commas and question marks correctly and have no grammer.
*for all my complaining, I'm not sure I spelled punctuate right and I'm too tired to look it up. :>
Okay, if the models and "actors" in pr0n are doing it of their own free will, I'm fine with it, as long as they're of legal age. I'm also fine with looking at pr0n. Not everyone is into it, and that's cool, too -- just let me look at titties in peace!
an evil works . diffrent . My favorite: drunkyard . I am Christian . used to hooked up with porn. And it goes on, and on, and on, and...Why in the unholy FUCK do fundies not learn proper English? This shit is funny as hell, but hard to read.
"Loving Jesus 99% & 1% porn is the same as 1% to Jesus and 99% to other!!!"
It isn't, actually. Somebody failed math.
I have no idea what a "drunkyard" is, but I'd like to think that it's some kind of awesome cross between a drunk tank and a scrap yard.
Unless he's talking about my front yard when my homeless friend and his girlfriend show up...
As someone who writes porn (no pictures, just fiction), I've got to say it's kind of liberating to write something that puts me and my readers (both male and female) in touch with an honest aspect of their lives.
"Yeah porn is an evil works to pull away people from God..it's no diffrent from stealing,drunkyard,orgies nor adultery!"
What about drunkard orgies?
The spelling and grammar burn even more than the PR0N BAD, JEEZUS GOOD sentiment.
I'm getting jaded, aren't I?
drunkyard? Whats that, a place for dunk trains?
Really though, watching 2 people have sex is the same as stealing? Same as getting really really drunk all the time? Same as having an orgy?!?
Same as committing adultery?
Drunkyard? Is that like a playground for drunks? Can I come play? I'm not an alcoholic, but I do like getting sloshed occasionally.
That's one of the most hysterical things I've ever read (in both senses of the word).
Of course you're not going to watch porn, you're spending all your time reading the bible. That's not any supernatural power, that's just you using your time for something else. Something that's more distracting than porn for you.
A few questions.
1) Have you heard of proper English grammar? You know, when to capitalize a word, when to use commas, how many spaces after a puncuation mark. That sort of thing.
2) What the hell is "drunkyard?" If you mean "drunkard" then you are using it wrong. The word you want would be "drunkeness".
3) While I can see drunkeness (see #2), orgies and adultery being compared with pornography (though drunkeness is kind of a stretch), I fail to see what any of these have to do with stealing. Yes, you consider them all sins, but stealing isn't about debauchery, as the rest of your examples are intended to be.
Porn Anonymous? Yeah, I doubt that really works.
By the way, where are these drunkyard orgies? I checked the yellow pages and cant find a drunkyard anywhere.
There are other alternatives, you know. And lots of stages in between "hooked up with porn" (whatever that means) and hooked up with Jesus.
"He will renew your life as if it's new!" What? Renewing IS making something as new.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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