On the sabbath, the Welsh get down on thier knees to pray, then spend the rest of the week preying upon thier neighbours.
The Scottish take the Sabbath, and anything else that isn't bolted to the floor.
The Irish don't know what they want, but will keep on fighting until they get it.
The English think they're self-made, which relieves the almighty of a heavy reponsibility.
The fundie sees evil in everything not in the bible, yet sees not the evil in his misinterpretations.