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David Bowie's death is a hoax

Reptilian looking gender benders the lot of them. Bowie has that reptilian teeth thing going on, like Ricky Gervais. Also, where's Jack Nicholson these days? He's a hollywood favourite, but no interviews recently? Is his shapeshifting getting too outta hand like George Bush Snr?

Bowie hoax death:

Bowie looked incredibly healthy right before his death. 18 month battle with cancer? As if.

Bowie faked his own death, to live out his retirement in peace. When you serve the illuminati, that's what you're offered. Ask Joan Rivers, who's living out her retirement as a typical little old lady.

Bonus creepy shit: Scott Weiland is David Bowie's Son:

Bonus ponderance: Gay/Bi David Bowie was "married" to I-Man, a man, like Barry Obama married Michelle (Michael).

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