That’s why the evo-atheists, the theological zealots in question, have to resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children. They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all. And you do their grunt work here.
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Who are the people again who try to bring creationism into scientific classes by using political means?
btw.
"That’s why the evo-atheists, the theological zealots in question... "
You clearly have no idea what the words evolution, atheist or theology mean, do you?
Careful! Your stupid is showing!
Oh, THIS explains that whole post a few days back in which my name was used and I was apparently accused of liking pantyhose. Well, sorry, that post now fails, because your boy, God, gave me those tights. See, it's his fault I'm all cross-dressy. =3
We're men, we're men in tights.
[They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all.]
God never bought me any tights before.
Deep Search-
That’s why the evo-atheists, the theological zealots in question, have to resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children
Sorry, that's you guys. Evolution is readily and acceptably taught in schools, because it's real science. Creationism, on the other hand, is superstitious bullshit, and shouldn't come anywhere near a science class. You are the only ones trying to have your pathetic views pushed through government to try to have them forced in schools where they don't belong.
They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all
I seriously fucking hope this is a typo. If not, then he's obviously never seen ugly people in speedos.
"And you do their grunt work here."
The only grunt work I'm seeing is you Freepers pumping each other into an orgasmic frenzy with each new round of lies for Jesus.
(a mind far far away)
Oh, it is. Still, we'd have gotten our share of luls from it either way. Between the Freepers and the RR-tards, if there is a god, I'll be thanking him/her/it that I got a brain good enough to make sure my life would never get as sad and empty as any of theirs.
@deep search and jebusfire
dont get strung out...
im justa sweet transvestitite,
Hmm, where could you go with that one, "Bill of Tights", "Tights of Man", "UN Declaration on Human Tights"...
"They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all."
God watched too much robin hood apparantly
God didn't bestow jack shit on you, the founding fathers did
That's why the teo-cretinists, the theological zealots in question, have to resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children. They have no ability to publish their papers in science journals because they are so retarded. And so are you.
Fixed.
Hey wanker! There is no god. The bible contains errors and is inconsistent. We have a theology? What is it then?
You're just a gullible simpleton who believes whatever a mammon-worshiper tells you. Thick head.
"They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all."
I wear boxers. Thanks for playing, though.
the tights that God bestowed upon us all.
I'm just going a for a cold shower and a lie down now .
"That’s why the fundies, the theological zealots in question, have to resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children."
fixed. Not any more though, post-Obama. Good for we sane people. Bad for you fundies. Good.
"They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all. And you do their grunt work here."
Deity-subsidised hosiery for fundies, for both women & male crossdressers? I bet they'll go fabulously with those cocktail dresses & stiletto heels too, ToGodBeTheGlory.
And I thought fundies loathed lifestyles they deemed 'deviant'? Freudian slip, much?
[That’s why the evo-atheists, the theological zealots in question...]
*Sigh*
Once again: evolution is not a religion. Atheism is not a religion.
[...resort to using the brute force of the government to have their failed philosophy pushed on our children.]
Evolution isn't a philosophy, and it certainly hasn't failed.
It isn't the "evo-athiests" who are trying to force ID into the science classroom.
[They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all.]
What (r)ights would these be, then?
" ... They have no respect for the tights that God bestowed upon us all. ..."
God didn't bestow any tights on me. I buy my own pantyhose.
And I put them on one leg at a time, just like everyone else (well, everyone who wears pantyhose, that is).
@Lucretius
"black stockings"
Especially seamed. Ye gods, but women wearing them are H.O.T.! God may have bestowed tights upon fundies (male & female), but Satan bestowed upon us hosiery with that seductive line that leads us to True Heaven. Especially if said lady is also wearing high heels...
... oh hell...
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Bugger. Gotta change these trousers now!
@Doug
"If it's taking grunt work to get yourself into your God-tights, you should probably go on a diet."
ToGodBeTheGlory: I had a quote commented on by... Doug.
Interviewer: Doug?
ToGodBeTheGlory: Doug (grips harder on Bible) Well, I was terrified. Everyone is terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than read their quote comments by Doug. Even Troy is frightened of Doug.
Interviewer: What did he do?
ToGodBeTheGlory: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He's vicious.
X3
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