Basically, my goal is to purge the Earth of all things liberal. First through diplomacy, then by force. I theorise that in the grand scheme of things, that it is truly what Jesus would do.
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Yea, this guy is definitely a certain kind of special, checked his movies. Couple good ones in there:
"He does realize conservativism is economic liberalism, right... right?"change lots of things.
"Basically, my goal is to purge the Earth of all things liberal. First through diplomacy, then by force."Mighty bold talk, don't you think? All things liberal? Liberal arts colleges? Liberally applied sunscreen? The word "Liberty" is on all our coins. Then there are all those Liberal people. You know, they're millions and millions of us.
"I theorise that in the grand scheme of things, that it is truly what Jesus would do."
If Jesus even existed, he was a Liberal for his time.
Do you really want to contend that your deity, your good and loving, Jesus would be involved in purging a political point of view? How weak and lame your deity must be if he can't make a convincing case for himself without purging the opposition.
"Basically, my goal is to purge the Earth of all things liberal."
I theorise that in the grand scheme of things, that it is truly what Jesus would do. was a liberal. And he also said something along the lines of "love thy enemy" and "turn the other cheek".
OK, his profile is cracking me the hell up..."If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?" His answer... "A gay American Idol contestant."
What the hell? Besides being redundant, that's the strangest answer I could imagine. Especially since in his fundie religion God made Adam out of clay... (Although I assume he is attempting to make a lame joke about Clay Akin.)
Favorite Music: ABBA,... Queen,... The B-52's"
Should we tell him that ABBA is some of the favorite music in Gay discos, and Queen and the B-52s were both fronted by gays...? How can a fundie like this justify claiming the work of gay artists among his faovrites when he has already made a lame gay joke about a singer?
Favorite Books: ..."America (The Book)..."
Jon Stewart's massively funny and incredibly LIBERAL book is listed third in his favorites? What the hell? If you even put this book on the shelf with some of his other selections ("In Defense of Internment," "Peace Kills," "The Real Jimmy Carter" ) there is a good chance the world would implode.
Well, another alternative bizarro universe. We all no, believers or not, that Christ never did that. Should I remind you what he said to the Zebedeus Brothers?
I was about to call Poe's, but... I think he's just screwed up.
Dante's Virgil: "Hmm. I thought Jesus was supposed to be a uniter, not a divider." - Not according to the NT. Luke 12:51
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Yeah, I am so sick of assholes like O'Liely and insHannity trying to turn 'Liberal' into a curse word. If I got accused by some cowboy hat wearing bumblefuck of being 'liberal', I would say 'THANK YOU!'
Hmmmm. Mentions in the bible:http://www.studylight.org/desk/view.cgi?number=05081
Liberal.
Strong's Number: 05081 bydn
bydn from (05068)
Transliterated Word Phonetic Spelling
Nadiyb naw-deeb'
Definition (adj)
1. inclined, willing, noble, generous
incited, inclined, willing
noble, princely (in rank)
noble (in mind and character) n m
2.noble one
Translated Words
KJV (28) - free, 2; liberal, 2; liberal things, 2; nobles, 4; prince, 15; willing, 3;
NAS (26) - generous man, 1; moved, 1; noble, 3; noble man, 1; nobleman, 1; nobles, 7; prince, 2; prince's, 1; princes, 6; willing, 2; willing man, 1;
Does anyone picture this guy swinging and flailing at a big liberal guy who has one hand on his head, holding him at arm's length, causing him to swing at the air uselessly?
If Jesus even existed, he was a Liberal for his time.
Radical, I'd say.
no you blockhead, you've got it backwards. Jesus WAS a liberal, he would even be liberal for this time in some issues (like gun rights and welfare), and even so, you didn't catch him purging his enemies did you? seems to me he let them purge him - almost.
I theorize that in the grand scheme of things a lot of arrogant conservatives (and arrogant liberals, but lets talk about you right now) are going to find themselves in trouble.
Yeah...Jesus never promoted love or tolerance, or any of that pussy shit. He really meant you should go out and fuck some people up.
Lord...and these people paint atheists to be out of control, and devoid of morals?
Hey, Damian, READ THE EFFIN' GOSPELS before stating Jesus would wipe the Earth clean of all things liberal. For one thing, you'll notice he berates the Pharisians more than any other group... and they were the Conservatives of their day. Whether or not he existed, that's a pretty clear message!
Edit 2007-11-29 - Missed one crucial "h" :)
Yeah, that freedom thing is an abomination, right? You do know what "liberal" really mean, don't you?
So where in the bible does Jesus use force to curb liberalism? I can think of only one instance where Jesus uses force; when he drove the money-lenders from the temple. It seems that Jesus was repulsed by people who other people's faith to make a fast buck for themselves. Makes you wonder what Jesus would say about the 700 Club, the mega-churches and all of the other bastions of ultra-conservative Christianity.
And before you say it, yes, there is the implication that Jesus uses force in the Revelation. However, The Revelation is so murky and surreal its hard to determine exactly what it is saying. One thing is clear though, it is not any human's job (not even yours Damian G.) to assume the role of Jesus.
Confused?
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