When people have asked me, "Well, how to you account for the earth being so many millions of years old?" I reply, "Dunno. Why don't you ask God?" Shuts them up every time.
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Yeah, but not because you're smart or anything, only because there is no logical response to "I'm a fucking idiot, so you must believe every word that I vomit."
Hello, God! How do you account for the earth being so many millions of years old?
EDIT: Damn! Pockets asked before me. God must have me on hold.
Well, mikalikat. I'd like to ask you: if Creationism is true and Evolution is lies, how do you account for we humans (Homo Sapiens) sharing at least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes), thus proving Darwin RIGHT all along? When I've asked that of Fundy street preachers, they reply 'Dunno'.
Shuts them up every time.
Hint: They shut up because they realize that there's no point in arguing with you. It's a Pyrrhic victory at best.
But hey, whatever you want to roll with, go for it.
God does not answer our questions. Science does, most of the time, and if it doesn't, it may very well do so in the future, if we do enough science.
"When people have asked me, "Well, how to you account for the earth being so many millions of years old?" I reply, "Dunno. Why don't you ask God?" Shuts them up every time."
That's because most people haven't built up any sort of tolerance to such incredible stupidity. Having read your bullshit for years I'm immune to all but the most incredible ignorance so such a line would most definitely not shut me up.
Mikalikats statement is one of those that sound smart and witty, but isn't. It can still stump people, though, as there's no easy smartass rebuttal.
This is a lie. Any secularist trying to prove a point would not ask about MILLIONS of years, we would more likely ask about BILLIONS of years. It just shows the ignorance of these retards.
mikalikat, you clearly are a tremendous douche but thanks for playing.
So, I figured that God was a pretty busy guy, so I used the methods King Solomon gave in his Lesser Key to try and summon an angel. Because, hell, an angel should be able to answer me, right? Only stipulation is that angelic summoning (according to Solomon, anyway) only works if you have a good reason for it to work, and I guess my reason of "someone is WRONG and an idiot on teh interwebz - plz help me!" didn't really fly, because no angel to ask showed up. :-(
I would cup my hands and yell at the sky:
"YO, GOD! You know how you can work miracles? Make a nearby bush catch fire, and tell me how old Earth is."
"When people have asked me, "Well, how does an internal combustion engine work ?" I reply, "Dunno. Why don't you ask God?" Shuts them up every time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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