Evolution Contradicts Itself, But the Bible Does Not
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Only if you follow Bible Logic (tm). For examples, see the works of Josh McDowell and Lee Strobel. Then go read some Penthouse Letters for comparison.
Note how McDowell and Strobel jump through hoops and spew bullshit in order to make them sound like they have a point. Note how R.F. of Fort Lee, NJ gets off four or five times while watching his "conservative" wife get gangbanged. Consider who is enjoying themselves more and make your choices accordingly.
I like how this site has no guestbook, comments page, or what have you. If it did, it would be full of my screaming at this ignoramus.
Which contradiction has evolution?, regarding that you have no idea how it works, well..............and the Bible?, in one book, they rape and kidnap women from the places they conquer, in other they forbid mixed marriage. In one, they say that if bad things happen to us is God's punishment but the book of Job says it isn't............well, maybe you don't know what contradiction means, to begin with.
David Stewart, Congratulations! You have just won the Klein Bottle Comment Award. Handed out to the fundie who, upon uttering such drivel, produces a comment that is not only self-ridiculing to the point of implosion, but speaks of someone who has inserted his head so far into his own rectum that it's re-emerged at the tonsils, creating the topological entity after which the award is named.
well then, I'm completly convinced.
I'm also a ten pound diamond back gorilla ladies man with a banana for an eye
Click on the site. Listen to the silly piano music! Sounds like something out of a Wild West saloon 150 years ago. Say, David Stewart sounds like he's from 150 years ago.
Shem was born when Noah was 500. (Gen. 5:32)
Arpachshad was born when Shem was 100 [i.e., when Noah was 600]. (Gen. 11:10)
The Flood started when Noah was 600. (Gen. 7:11)
Arpachshad was born two years after the Flood (Gen. 11:10).
Do the math.
Ok, then, did Judas get stoned or did Judas hang himself? Both were in the bible.
Were man and woman created at the same time or was it man first, followed by woman? Both are in the bible.
Did Noah take two of each type of animal, or two of the unclean and seven of the clean? It says both.
You HURT my brain!
Tell me, David Stewart, was Gandhi an evil dictator in your universe? Is the sky orange? Do people walk on their hands? Do people wear hats on their feet? Is Britney Spears recognized as one of the most talented singers of all time? Is Fred Phelps an atheist? Does Conservapedia make sense? Is George W. Bush considered one of the best presidents America has ever had? Is Osama bin Laden known for promoting peace and tolerance? Is Sarah Palin considered an expert on foreign policy? Does Santa Claus live at the south pole? Is the pope a Scientologist?
Because whatever universe you live in, it is clearly NOT the one the rest of us happen to be familiar with.
Never read Genesis, have you?
(Seriously, how do people this breathtakingly stupid manage to breathe?)
Sometimes they assert shit JUST to piss off realists and logical people.
It's not even passive aggresive David, it's ignorant childish taunting.
I'll even trade places with you and see if I can repair the damage you caused the kids.
“Evolution Contradicts Itself,”
I THINK you must mean that Evolutionary THEORY is contradictory? But then, that only holds water if someone who actually knows the ToE says so. I’ve never seen a reason to think your pillow-fucking ass knows much about the science.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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