[Question: Is it possible prove god exists by comparing him to something that really does exist, without sounding silly]
Answer:
There has to be a God because when you think about it a man can't make a woman. And a woman can't make a man alone. So God have to be here.
[Don't know what's which is worse, the question or the answer]
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A man puts his thing inside a womans pooch shoots a few million potentional babies up in her and a baby begins to form. After a few months an ultrasound can tell you if it's a boy or a girl. Nine months later the child is born.
Sex explained in a way that even a fundie better be able to understand.
Well you see the mommy and the daddy have intercourse, and the billions of little sperms swim inside of the mommy and find the egg. The egg then forms into some horrible creature called a zygote which then runs rampant inside of the uterus killing and eating all the other sperm. And then I guess after a while the zygote poops out a baby.
A woman might not be able to make a man alone, but a woman and a turkey baster sure can.
What? I like throwing a fundie's obtuseness back at them.
And a flu virus can't make another flu virus without a man, woman, chicken or horse.
Cletus was about to get married, and confided in his best friend, Festus, that he really didn't know what to do the first night. Festus told him, "Bubba - y'all jes' take the hardest dang thang ya own and put it where she goes to the bathroom."
That night when Cousin Earline climbed up into the bedstead, Cletus dropped his bowling ball down in the outhouse.
“There has to be a God because when you think about it a man can't make a woman.”
“And a woman can't make a man alone.”
“So God have to be here.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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