(*Presses Tannoy button*):
'Paging Dokuro-chan. Dokuro-chan, please go to Cranial Examination Room 5, as a patient is waiting. And please bring Escaliborg with you.' >:D
3... 2... 1... Activate! X3
(Basically "The Thing" meets "The Abyss")
Kwai Chang Caine had two legs. Old Chinese proverb say: Man with anus for mouth speaks food for plants, Grasshopper.
[/smartarse III] *Nostalgia bomb goes off in brain*
I liked TV series such as "Dave Allen At Large" "Not The Nine O'Clock News", "Spitting Image", "KYTV", and these days, "Have I Got News For You" and "Mock The Week", sure.
I have an invisible pink one in my pants. [/perv] X3 Oh, and those unicorn 'horns' you've seen? Got news for ya, pal: they're nothing more than Narwhal tusks. [/spoilsport]
Put the word 'Komodo' before that, and sure, they exist.
Strawman... er, I mean strawlion.
"Well, I hope Noah had a tub to place leviathan in so he could run him through repeatedly with his sword.
Also, were there any McDonald's around at that time where Noah could pick up some angels?"
"But what about the invisible Sky Lout or the flying Genocidal Terror Beast? Have you considered those? And then there's the demons and devils beloved of wizards and priests? What about the giants or the weird 900 year old men? What about the zombies? Wow! The more you consider the Bible the more you realize it's more than just The Black Book Of Death, it's also a bestiary about mythological creatures and a chronology of monsters and fairies."
Thus the Bugblatter Beast of Traal exists. Hope you've got a towel with you, AV1611VET. And better pray that Cthulhu eats you first, pal...:
...before the planet-sized galactic terror that is Zolgear eats him! >:D
*- I'd always pronounced that word 'Be-hee-moth'. But in "Robot Wars", it constantly got on my tits how they pronounced it as an alcoholic insect: Beer-moth. o_O