[On the story of Noah's flood]
The bible says he brought every basic kind.
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What "kind" of dog did he bring?
We get colourful expressions these days.
(I keep thinking of a... well, for the lack of better term, a *thing* that I saw long ago on some website. I can't remember the context, but nevertheless, the thing sure fits the above comment. Here goes: "monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner"...)
Dogs are not bananas. But they are both man made species that, for some reason, Creationists think have some relevance to the discussion of the natural processes of evolution.
Plus, the Buy-bull flood never happened. It's a physical impossibility. It's among the least plausible stories in the entire Buy-bull.
Hey banannaman -
There's the kind that creeps upon the earth and the kind that swims in the sea. Are land turtles and sea turtles the same kind, or a different kind?
The creation "scientists" were literally in court on the witness (witless?) stand being asked this question, and they had no answer. How about you? What is your answer and why?
The bible says he brought every basic kind.
No it doesn't. It just says he brought two of "each" living thing, male and female, into the ark. The word "sort" or "kind" is missing. It was added by the translators.
Well, any booger-picking moron can tell that a dog is a dog is a dog and it's not a banana.
Well, while the creationist morons are picking their boogers, can they tell a dog from a coyote? How about from a fox? A raccoon? A hyena? An eared seal? Where do creationists draw the line? They won't tell us. They're waiting for scientists to come up with more genetic information, so they can draw the line between humans and chimps without embarrassing themselves (again).
Yes a dog is not a banana. very true.
But is a dog also a wolf? or a coyote or a Dingo or an African wild dog?
Because all of these are the same species but not all are dogs?
And we also have hundreds of species of bats, all bats but certainly NOT all the same. but many of these species can't be discerned from each other by a casual observation.
So then what the fuck are wolves, foxes, dobermans, terriers, spaniels...?
booger-picking moron
AKA VenomFangX.
So Noah brought an amobea, an algea, a bacteria and some fungi?
The virus just tagged along...
So did he just take on a male and female ape, for one "kind" of animal, or did he have to scout out a gorilla, a chimanzee, an orangutan, etc. in addition to the humans he already had on board? There are thousands of species out there, and they can't interbreed, as any offspring will be sterile, like a mule.
So does kind include dogs wolves and coyotes? I mean they can all breed, but their different species. What about foxes? They look like dogs, but it seems that they can't breed.
Really you idiots couldn't define kind with a gun to your balls.
So did they have two dogs, or two wolves, two red foxes, two arctic foxes, two silver foxes, two jackals, two dhols, two fennecs etc? How big is the dog "kind", some of theses species can't interbreed.
Did they have two rhinos or two white rhinos, two black rhinos two Sumatran rhinos and two great one-horned rhinos?
How much have the "kinds" evolved since the flood, according to you?
then define kind.
The ark doesn't work: Structurally unstable, it's been tried
“Well, any booger-picking moron can tell that a dog is a dog is a dog and it's not a banana.”
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