I do feel that scientists make the mistake of consulting old-fashioned commie text books when they really should be using the always-up-to-date Bible (at a push the King James Version, though the newly re-written Conservapedia Version is to be preferred, if or when it is out).
There are many benefits to be gained by scientists doing this, as shown below:-
1). It makes science so very much easier. In fact, it'll be so easy you won't even know you're doing it.
2). You'll never be in disagreement with the grand masters like Andy Schlafly, Kent Hovind, etc.
3). It's a one stop shop. So whatever your proclivities, physics, chemistry, biology, cosmology etc, you need never buy another text book. Think of the savings.
4). Save thousands on science education and university fees. Learn at home under the tutelage of top biblical scientists from your local fundie cult.
5). As well as learning all about science, you'll discover the popular arts of interpretive drooling, the sport of limb lengthening with supernatural assistance, you'll become an expert liar, you'll learn how to make money appear in your bank account as if by magic, and, if you think you've no talent now, by the end of the course you'll be persecuting and deluding like a professional bigot.
6). Not only will you become an expert in biblical science, but eventually you'll become an expert gullibleator, a master of slobberation, and a finely-honed misogynist, even if you're a girl.
