God says he wants young women to get married to a man, bear children, guide the house and then keep the dirty-laundry in the family. God specifically commands wives to avoid doing anything that will give people reason to judge and criticize. So many young wives go running to the neighbor's house when there's a marital argument, then the neighbor's take sides, call the police and you've got a 3-ring circus going. Ladies, you need to learn to take a walk when you're angry, and don't going crying on someone's shoulder, because they will ruin your marriage if you let them. People are destructive. It's not their marriage, so they've got nothing to lose. I'm so sick and tired of busy-bodies minding other people's business. If you want people to help ruin your marriage, there are millions of them standing in line waiting to do so. All they're waiting for is a foolish wife with a bitter heart whose sinful enough to abandon her marriage vows and quit. We are living in a world of fools. Don't throw your marriage away.
Watch Your Mouth Ladies
And another thing ladies, watch your mouth. More husbands snap because of a wife's big mouth than anything else. I remember a story in the news many years ago when I lived in Chicago. The incident happened in one of the suburbs. An elderly couple were sitting in their old car and the man's wife made some comment about their neighbor's brand new car. The man snapped, pressed the gas pedal and drove their car into the neighbor's swimming pool. When the police and fire department came, they found the couple alive sitting at the bottom of the pool underwater. A woman's mouth can really make a man upset.
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Right, short eyes. Except little girls, right? You don't have to accept lip from little girls, right?
I think we've traced the basis of Dave's "problem."
Of course he'll never admit it, but for all his boasts about the primacy of masculinity and how men should always be on the top of the food chain, his insistence that women should bow their heads and learn in silence reveals that at the very core of his perception of gender lies a male ego that's ridiculously frail and easily bruised.
And a good wife never, ever tattles that the mister's been creeping into the daughters room at night, does she Davey?
Also, she never goes to college, learns to read, or hell, hits puberty before walking down the isle, right? Fucking paedo.
Don't you DARE ask for help when your husband is beating you, ladies. Okay?
Watch Your Mouth Ladies
It's not your husband's fault that he lacks self-control. It's you who's the responsible one.
But a man's mouth, and his fists, when he does something with them that causes the neighbors to call the police, are no problem?
Here's something from MY mouth, David: fuck you, you misogynistic, child-molesting POS.
"When the police and fire department came, they found the couple alive sitting at the bottom of the pool underwater. "
So, "their old car" was perfectly water- and air-tight?
Imma call shenanigans on this.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
How ya like that, Dave? Fucking asswipe.
A man's mouth can make a woman really upset, so upset that she may knife him in his sleep. It's a good thing you're single, DJS.
don't going crying on someone's shoulder, because they will ruin your marriage if you let them. People are destructive. It's not their marriage, so they've got nothing to lose. I'm so sick and tired of busy-bodies minding other people's business. If you want people to help ruin your marriage, there are millions of them standing in line waiting to do so. All they're waiting for is a foolish wife with a bitter heart whose sinful enough to abandon her marriage vows and quit. We are living in a world of fools. Don't throw your marriage away.
Why not? No, seriously, why not throw your marriage away if it isn't working? It's not like there's a finite number of marriages in the world and each one needs to be nurtured (unless you're Catholic I suppose); they can always run off more forms. Relationships which bring harm upon one of the participants should be broken, and people shouldn't enter into them in the first place if they won't be able to.
But then I guess DJS and his ilk wouldn't be able to get married and entrap some young woman to work as their maid for life, so I can see the appeal from his perspective. Asshole.
So it's the wife's fault if her husband has zero self control and is outright murderous and insane? David, your desire for women to be less than human, mere obedient mules for their selfish, insane husbands is sickening. There really is nothing redeemable about you. You're the one who sould be seen as less than human.
But then what do you expect from a man who thinks molesting girls is right, and that it is exclusively the girl's fault for "tempting the poor man"?
So if someone like David is allowed in heaven, then the system is so FUBAR up I don't even want to go there. Guess the more immoral you are, the more god likes you...
And like usual you don't seem to proof read your insane crap.
"I'm so sick and tired of busy-bodies minding other people's business." - That's what you do all the time, f*cking hypocrite. You ALWAYS try to meddle with other people's business, beliefs, choices and always try to force yours upon us.
"they found the couple alive sitting at the bottom of the pool underwater" - You know, this story might have been believable if not for this...
Stop twisting and picking out words from the bible just like those God haters, who obvious can't make up their mind. I mean they get mad when YHWH does deal way with evil, and when He doesn't they have a fit. READ THE WHOLE BIBLE! The least thing that you God haters can say. "Well at least the OT God was trying to get rid of evil, and save the little ones by taking them up to heaven. God in both the OT and the NT has also show mercy and graces. Tell me how is evil to stop evil. God is not human begin, so stop treating Him like one.
"I remember a story in the news many years ago when I lived in Chicago. The incident happened in one of the suburbs. An elderly couple were sitting in their old car and the man's wife made some comment about their neighbor's brand new car. The man snapped, pressed the gas pedal and drove their car into the neighbor's swimming pool. When the police and fire department came, they found the couple alive sitting at the bottom of the pool underwater."
What suburb? And clearly the man is a goddamn psychopath. Sounds like his wife something perfectly innocuous and he lost his mind. That kind of reaction is not normal nor is it excusable. That is, if the story's true and not one of Davey's many fantasies.
@Mech610
I read it as the guy stepping on the gas harder than he meant to, losing control, and ending up in the pool on accident, not some kind of deranged murder-suicide. Assuming of course that this really happened anywhere aside from DJS's frontal lobe.
Obviously, no humans like Dave, not even Dave himself, though it's debatable whether or not he is human. So he has to pretend an invisible super-ghost likes him and even talks to him.
If a marriage is bad, it should be thrown away.
Also, people will need to consult others for advice. It's part of being human:
"No man is an island, entire of itself." --John Donne, a poet and Anglican cleric
If someone does something bad to someone else because of something he or she said, it's not the victim's fault. This is true regardless of gender.
@Sweetride
An omnipotent, omniscient god can surely find some way to do away with evil that is less bloody than mass murder. As for saving the children, he could simply rapture them up or something. That would have the bonus of convincing nearby heathens of his existence.
When "god" deigns to tell women what their role in life should be, maybe someone will listen. If he does that, do you really imagine he won't have a few choice words for you as well. David?
....but as he hasn't said anything, I think we can safely disregard everything YOU have to say on the subject....
"God specifically commands wives to avoid doing anything that will give people reason to judge and criticize."
Yeah, no. You refer to women as "whores" if they so much as even wear pants and show their face in the company of a man, so there's no way in hell you wouldn't go out of your way to judge and criticize a woman even if she does exactly as you God supposedly wants.
"I'm so sick and tired of busy-bodies minding other people's business."
stop calling for me to post that same pot calling kettle black image over and over again you fuckhead i don't have any others and it's getting old
"More husbands snap because of a wife's big mouth than anything else."
So a short-tempered asshole trying to kill themselves and everyone around them just because they're reminded someone else was able to buy something a bit fancier than they could is completely the fault of the wife for reminding him? She's just supposed to assume anything she ever says will set off murderous impulses in him and never speak, ever?
And yet you'd be rightly calling the man out for his short temper if it were another man who managed to set him off, I bet.
I'm so sick and tired of busy-bodies minding other people's business.
Yeah, that's what all criminals say.
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