I know about gravity, and I think God pulls things to the earth. It is all in the way you look at it.
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Does he just happen to pull things toward all massive sized objects too or is that my imagination?
Oh and maybe while he's hard at work on pulling things all over the universe, maybe you can use him to explain why the wind blows or why rain falls or why anything else you don't understand that happens. Go to school, learn the basics, and put the damn bible down.
No, it's not all in the way you look at it. You can't see god, or hear him or even detect the presence of god, but, you can detect gravity.
"It is all in the way you look at it."
Yep, those nuns, oops pinguins sorry, on Antarctica think the evolutionists, dang I did it again I ment Santa, are all messed up because he, cough everyone else, doesn't fall their way.
Do you really think it's wise to worship gravity?
oh and here's a Dan Barker quote I never thought would work this way.
"Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down. down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it."
(in fawning mommy voice)
Epy is only fwee years old, yes he is! Yes he is, who's a good boy? Epy is a good boy! And thunder is when god is bowling, isn't it precious? Yes it is! Oh you're such a big boy!
Pulls things to the Earth? What about to the sun, the moon, the other planets, the asteroids, other stars, galaxies, space dust, and YOU? Everything made of matter has gravity and exerts this pulling force; it's not exclusive to Earth.
~David D.G.
Intelligent Falling. Hm. Does that mean that if a fundie is on a plane, and it begins to crash, and he escapes out the door, he'll float?
Julian, I just followed the link you furnished for Intelligent Falling and that article is a hoot. I was really impressed with the guys degrees, especially that they all came from Oral Roberts University, it being such a center for scientific research and critical thinking. The one quote that really got me to seriously reconsider my thinking on the concept of gravity, though, was:
"there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise."
Now that is some more serious evidence against gravity right there. Don't know how I could have ever believed it existed.
There really should be an award for "So much stupid in such a short statement."
<<I know about gravity,>>
No, you really do not.
<<and I think God pulls things to the earth. >>
But isn't God in heaven above. Unless He is using pullys, He is pushing things to the earth. Notice the implied geocenterism.
I'm gonna be charitable and assume epy is simply of the opinion that God is an active participant in the upholding of natural law, rather than just having created it at one point and leaving it to do its thing - hardly a problem, if you already believe in an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent creator being.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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