i want to go on the record and state that i believe in a form of evolution.....
Men are De Evolving into primative lifeforms .....Men are becoming more APE like as time goes on. Eventually they will finish as pond scum soup.
Could it be that all the Apes on the earth used to be men at one time? just a theory......
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In that case, if you think that men look like monkeys and so on, refuse to be treated from tuberculosis or to explain where AIDS comes. Because, you know, it has to do with APES, those animals you claim we have no relation to.
I suppose the de-evolving thing could concievably happen - after all, modern medical science and society try to keep everyone alive and living healthily, even if they are genetically abnormal or "inferior", which presumably negates natural selection to some degree. (Whether this is a good or a bad thing I will leave up to debate) As for previous humanity devolving into apes, the notion is ludicrous - we'd see archaeological evidence, especially since they'd need a technological society in order to halt natural selection.
There is no such thing as "De Evolution", unless you are mocking someone who speaks in a Jamaican patois .
The constant change you are thinking(?) of is evolution - period. Even if a species (for instance) loses it's eyes over time, that's still evolution.
And humans are, and always have been, a sub-species of ape.
Deal.
My God, it's a city of apes! < /Charlton Heston >
Actually, that Brent in Apes 2 that said that, not Heston. Heston didn't speak until he was captured after his flight for freedom after being captured and escaping. Forgot the actor's name--he was a blonde fellow who later played the blind detective in "Longstreet".
Sometimes the entire thread helps put things into perspective.
It was in the general category, which is basically the stuff where random or fun conversation goes. The thread was a joke. As in you know, funny. Christians can have a laugh too... and I'm sure you don't find it funny, but opinions are cool and stuff :)
Different sense of humour. Don't take everything you read so seriously (except the Bible. That's serious business).
I remember seeing a political cartoon in my adolescent years, depicting a gorilla wearing a preacher's robe with a banana in its pocket.
The preacher/gorilla was giving a sermon rom the pulpit, and as he jumped up and down and thumped on his chest, he bellowed, "I ask you, dear congregation, could we POSSIBLY have evolved from APES?!"
All I have to say is that there is no such thing as De Evolving, or devolution or anything like that. All changes are evolution.
On that note: We are not men, we are Devo
Nice to see Devo is so recognized.
As to Asshat at the top: This fits your religion or evolution, HOW?
We are apes.
Argument invalidated.
A theory has overwhelming, repeated, experimental evidence. That bullshit's not even speculation, it's just bullshit.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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