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For as long as Whites and Blacks lived side by side in the United States, there have been laws on the books forbidding miscegenation. In those days adultery and fornication and sodomy were all also illegal. At least 95% of the people had no problem with these laws – they simply married somebody of their own race and stayed faithful. And getting a divorce was difficult – you were expected to remain in the lifetime commitment you had made.

Well those “brilliant” legal minds who sit as the black robed judges in America decided to throw out all the laws criminalizing adultery, fornication, sodomy, and race-mixing – and made divorce as simple as filling out a form. What possible rationale did these crazy judges offer to justify these acts of absolute lunacy? In a word: RIGHTS.

According to the Supreme Court of the United States, everyone has the “fundamental right” to copulate with anybody else. Two sodomites who continued to fornicate even after the police caught them in the act, must not only be charged with no crime – they deserve “respect” according to SCOTUS.

According to SCOTUS it is “cruel and unusual punishment” to execute a sick monster who rapes a little baby. That would be against his “Constitutional rights” so his sentence must be commuted.

The homos are demanding full “marriage equality” as they term their aberrant notion of sodomites “marrying” other sodomites, and lesbians “marrying” other lesbians. What is their precedent for demanding such a thing?

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