I thought rocks were only indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental?
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Actually, they are ignominious, metaphoric and sedentary.
Obsequious, purple and clairvoyant...
I'm surprised no one else has said it yet:
Igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary.
Eh, close enough. I'll give him an A.
And that, people, is the American education system.
I thought
You fucking liar!
I thought rocks were only indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental?
This has
AV1611VET
Only tools and losers use "haxxor speak". How long do you think you can get away with living in your mother's basement?
According to Wikipedia, rock types are as follows:
* Art rock (with cavemen paintings on top)
And if Wikipedia says so, who am I to discuss?
You are a retard.
Please die.
Yes he's trying to joke. He's attempting to mock the idea that knowing rock types is important. The joke is on him, since his attempted mockery shows him pathetically and wilfully ignorant despite knowing the correct terminology.
Oh, AV1611VET...is there no start to your talents?
PS: it's igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary .
@Beeblebrox: as far as I can tell, AV's screenname is a reference to the King James Babble (AV = autorised version, 1611 is the year of publication, not too sure about the meaning of VET), not an attempt at l33tsp34k.
Indigenous = originating from an area; native
Sentimental = bleeding-heart; overly emotional
Megamorphic = not an actual word. Based on the roots, it probably means "shaped like something really big."
"AV is a troll. This was damn funny, though"
What makes you sure he is a troll? Aside from being an idiot.
'Romancing the Stone', perhaps?..
Truly hilarious misspellings, there, AV1611. Ever thought of stand-up comedy? We'd heartily laugh at you...
Even without reading the comments, I can tell this has been said, but IGNEOUS, METAMORPHIC AND SEDEMENTARY! Dog, I really hope this doesn't get ingrained into my mind.
Yeah, dude, those rocks, they're, like, so sentimental, man. They're, like, understandin', y'know? They, like, they feel for you, man. They're, like, always there for you, y'know, if you need it. They're like, my friends, man. [/Hippie]
IGNEOUS, idiot - stop trying to sound intelligent.
No, it's "indigestionous, megaphonic, and surreal", you idiot.
No, it's ignorant, megalomanic and seditious.
>someone from a different planet
"I thought rocks were only indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental?"
Well, Pearl still misses Rose Quartz after several thousand years...
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