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[Excerpt from a long list of "answered prayers"]

explain the following events that i prayed for and recieved with incredible accuracy.

the first answer prayer i prayed for a ballon lost in a parking lot to a restraunt i at the time lived 20 miles from said restraunt. i prayed for the return of my balloon. silently. the next morning i found a balloon in the tree (popped) in the back yard same color. i pulled it down with a rake. it had the logo of that restraunt. with the string untied. my sister got a pink one i had yellow.

i lived in texas and prayed for snow and got it. (ok it snows in texas but rarely)

i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.

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