if satan is a myth why is there death. Did richard dawkins invent it too.
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Well, dougbear2004, you've convinced me.
Satan is 100% real.
Of course, now we have to ask the hard question of why an all-loving God created Satan in the first place, and why He now lets Satan run around loose.
I'm going to introduce something to you. It's called the question mark. You stick it on the end of questions to indicate you are asking something. It looks like this "?". Cool, huh? There, I just used it. Also, to respond to your comment, there is no reason why death wouldn't exist if Satan didn't.
There is death because, at some point or the other, all the organic material decays and disappears. I thought that you were well aware of that. Don't animals, who aren't influence by Satan or plants die too?
If Woodward & Lothrop is out of business, why are there parsnips?
Also, what's up with Richard Dawkins? Did you people need a break from blaming everything on abortion and homosexuality?
We have Dawkins as the Atheist headliner right now, followed by Hitchens, Miller and a few more learned men.
They have Hovind, Ham and (EWW) Ray Comfort.
No wonder they're pissed
Oh, and back on topic, dieing off is natural, living forever is faith-based bullshit
So no one died before Dawkins invented death?
Why is Satan in charge of death and not God? Why can't God control Satan?
Do you think before you say shit?
If the pineapples have four legs, why does bacon grow on trees?
Lisa's gonna marry a carrot!
And yes, Dawkins invented death and jammed it in a wormhole that sent it back to the beginning of time. He thought it was funny. "Satan laughing spreads his wings" apparently he agrees. "I saw Satan laughing with delight" Yet more proof.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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