(You cant prove any of that as a fact. Who are you or a book to say homosexuals are going to "hell"?)
the book has been here longer than faggots, and said so, before anal-suckers, decided to ass-dick-ass lovers.
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"the book has been here longer than faggots"
Well, Nami, considering how popular quite a few members of the Naruto cast are with the yaoi fans... ^^
Hey, Volvogaseousdeath:
First, prove that the Bible has been around before gays.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
@Laurel
Dood, it's just Naruto. Miyazaki and Satoshi Kon are way cooler than that piece of shit.
RIP Satoshi Kon... ;A;
No, it definitely hasn't. Homosexuality is seen in almost all animals, so it must be millions and millions years old. Your book has only been here for a few thousand years.
Nobody just wakes up one morning and decides to "ass-dick-ass lovers", whatever the hell that means? Oh, and once again, the fundies have forgotten the existence of lesbians.
Damn, his/her username takes me back to Latin Grammar lessons; "volvo, volvas, volvat, volvamus, volvatis, volvant.
if the bible has been around longer than homosexuals, then it could't possibly mention homosexuality
so, i'm glad you agree that it's not a sin
"the book has been here longer than faggots, and said so,"
King James Bible: 16ll CE
Sparta: 730 BCE
"before anal-suckers, decided to ass-dick-ass lovers"
Got news for ya, pal. That KJV you lot drool over so much? The definitive 'Word of God'? And the author of such...?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_James_I_of_England
Yes, that's right. The one responsible for your current, definitive 'Word of God' was no less than a faggot, anal-sucker, ass-dick-ass lover himself .
Gay Bible, gay believer - gay fundie: you . You will burn!
>:D
If the Bible has been here longer than homosexuals, than why did Moses feel the need to put in that certain verse in Leviticus that fundies like to quote so much? Since Moses is said to wrote the first five books of the Bible, that would obvious mean that homosexuality has been around just as long as the Bible at the very least.
Oh wait, why am I posting anything logical about a homophobic Narutard?
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