men are just crazy f u c k ing horny.... men will have sex with dogs... sheep... anything...
is it any wonder that they will have sex with each other.???.. unless taught otherwise.???? no.
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Someone got dumped by an animal fucker!
It's things like this that make me think I ought to write a book for fundamentalists:I Like Tits: A Straight Man Explains the Basics of Sexual Orientation
I like girls. I've noticed pretty girls as far back as I can remember. No one had to teach me. There were no flashcards in my childhood with pictures of beautiful women with YES written under them and pictures of men, goats, or machinery with NO written under them. I. Just. Like. Girls.
The reason I'm not attracted to men has nothing to do with it being forbidden. In fact I see nothing wrong with it. I do not struggle with urges to have sex with other males. I didn't have to pray to get this way. I didn't have to have homosexual urges beaten out of me as a child. It's just the way I am.
Let me put it to you simply: If you constantly struggle with urges to have sex with members of the same gender,
You. Are. Gay.
Or at least bisexual. You may be abstinent, you may be closeted, but there you have it.
Flatworm said it better than I could.
Alright, I see where the men being horny comment is coming from, since as a guy, I can't really deny that, but after that... just no.
So can someone explain to me if it's men who are such animals that the can't control their sexual impulses, at all, apparently, - why isn't they who should be locked up at home, safely tucked away from the rest of the world?
men are just crazy f u c k ing horny.... men will have sex with dogs... sheep... anything...
I'm a man and I will not have sex with animals. Now go back to fingering yourself while you watch bestiality porno.
Yes, men are generally horny. No, most men will not "have sex with dogs... sheep... anything..."
There is a grain of truth here. Considering the invention of the latex, artificial, vibrating vagina, the blow up sex doll, and the testimony of any man who has ever been to a Radcliffe mixer, yeah, men will hump just about anything.
I agree men are horny all the time, it's because they're flooded with testosterone. But beastiality is a fetish lol.
That and being gay/bi has little to do with how horny you are, hormones do not determine sexual identity
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I woke up with a dead goat in my bed . . .
A buddy of mine grew up on a farm in Idaho with two older brothers. One day they caught him doing a sheep behind the barn and were laughing at him. He said, "I don't see what's so damn funny. I've seen the both of you doing it, and more than once, too." The older bro said, "Yeah, but you picked an ugly one!"
I believe it was Lenny Bruce who said, "Men will shtup anything; mud..."
Projection! Just because you'll have sex with anything doesn't mean that everyone else does too.
How does your "argument" explain lesbians?
PS. No more than one ellipsis per decimeter text* is a good rule.
I was unmarried until a few weeks before my 50th birthday, but in all my years of being single I only ever had sex with women (real, live ones - not inflatables from the adult shop). Really, the thought of having it off with men or dogs or goats never did a thing for me, and I like to think I have a reasonably healthy sex drive for my age.
Which is one way of saying: you're talking shit.
...okay, so, what about gay girls? What are they, just really flexible and not sexual enough to really care what they fuck? Misandrists making the best of it?
The classical world claimed women were that way and men were expected to keep it in their...skirts...except in appropriate contexts when it wouldn't distract them, or they were considered deficient in will and looked down on.
Indicating this kind of thing is even shittier than it sounds on its own.
Confused?
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