“I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory.”
Well, it does become pretty clear in your arguments that you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.
The only people that do seem to be those that support evolutionary theory.
So, it would be a logical conclusion that if you understood it, you’d support it, no?
“The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.”
That’s incoherent. How can people who MAKE the theory do so, if they don’t understand it?
“Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations”
Not just the mutations, but the filtering process that kept the valuable ones.
“from one magical cell”
No magic.
And not from must one cell.
“that magically appeared”
Not magic.
“on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang"”
STILL no magic.
“using a process that doesn't exist in nature”
That’s kinda the point, actually, we’re kinda depending on natural processes.
“from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!”
I would agree.
I have absolutely no fucking idea who it is you’re talking about, though, but if they believe your list of stupidity, they’d be idiots.
“Is that clear enough?”
Yes.
You really, really, really don’t understand the theory. How could i possibly suspect that this is the reason you reject it?
“I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years.”
ANd paid very little attention to them, I see. What, were you just waiting for your chance to shout ‘Nebraska Man!’ and ‘Pitldown Man!’
“I UNDERSTAND your lie,”
No, you clearly do not.
“I simply REJECT your lie.”
You reject your strawman of the science. No skin off my teeth.
“No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!”
Individuals don’t evolve. Even your insult betrays a total lack of understanding what you think you’re rejecting.