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If I Could Express How Angry I Am At You Right Now And How Angry Jesus Is At You Right Now, You Would Have To Change Your Underpants. I Say Your Post, Mhm, Yeah And So Did Jesus! You Need To Repent Right Now Or You Will Be Sent To The Lake Of Fire You Most Certainly Deserve. Oh Wait, I Get It, You Probably Want To Go To Hell, You Have A Fire Fetish You Sick Sick Sinner! Pain Brings You Pleasure? Well Let Me Tell You Something, In Hell There Is No Pleasure, Just Pain Pain Pain Pain, Get It? Get It?! You Are No Longer Allowed To Post On Here Until You Get Your Act Together.

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