If I Could Express How Angry I Am At You Right Now And How Angry Jesus Is At You Right Now, You Would Have To Change Your Underpants. I Say Your Post, Mhm, Yeah And So Did Jesus! You Need To Repent Right Now Or You Will Be Sent To The Lake Of Fire You Most Certainly Deserve. Oh Wait, I Get It, You Probably Want To Go To Hell, You Have A Fire Fetish You Sick Sick Sinner! Pain Brings You Pleasure? Well Let Me Tell You Something, In Hell There Is No Pleasure, Just Pain Pain Pain Pain, Get It? Get It?! You Are No Longer Allowed To Post On Here Until You Get Your Act Together.
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@Lucilius:
Brilliant, as always. :D
tfu;dr
What about underpants?
@ El Guapo:
As do I. Part of it is, they have to actually press and release the space bar for each word, rather than just putting on the caps lock. It's more work for them, and seems more malicious this way.
"If I Could Express How Angry I Am At You Right Now ...You Would Have To Change Your Underpants."
Ooh, Internet Tough Guy For Jesus!
"If I Could Express ...How Angry Jesus Is At You Right Now, You Would Have To Change Your Underpants."
If I'm Angry, Jesus Is Angry, Right, Jesus?
*Jesus cannot be reached for comment*
IICEHAIAAYRNAHAJIAYRN, YWHTCYU. ISYPM, YASDJ! YNTRRNOYWBSTTLOFYMCD. OW, IGI, YPWTGTH, YHAFFYSSS! PBYP? WLMTYS, IHTINP, JPPPP, GI? GI?! YANLATPOHUYGYAT.
FLAWLESS FAILURE!
If I Could Express How Angry I Am At You Right Now And How Angry Jesus Is At You Right Now , You Would Have To Change Your Underpants.
Talked to Jesus, did you? Why didn't he stop by and say hello to the rest of us? You must be pretty special.
anonymous_troy says:
Am I weird because this summary of capitalized letters makes more to me than the quote itself? :D
You Know, Reading This Aloud Sounds Really Really Funny. JesusIsYourLORD, You Really Need To Not Only Repent, But Also Stop Abusing The Poor Shift Key And Learn The Basics Of Proper Punctuation. I Say Your Post, Mhm, Yeah And Jesus' Eyes Were Offended By It. Oh, Wait, I Get It, You Think You're A Christian, And Are Therefore Not Going To Hell. Well Let Me Tell You Something, You Are Going To Hell You Sick Sick Abuser Of The Shift Key Or Titlecase Or Whatever. If I Could Express How Angry Jesus Is With You Right Now, You Would Have To Change Your Underpants. We Are Not Going To Take You Seriously Until You Get Your Act Together.
...And That Was Pointless. I Never Want To Type Like This Again.
Is This An Actual Failure Of Typing Or Just A Failed Anti-All-Caps Filter?
It Just Occurred To Me, They Could Have A Shitty Anti-Caps Filter That Causes This.
Typing Like this This Actually Takes a A Lot Of Effort.
Listen,and I say this with the utmost sincerity...I could take Jesus!I mean it !I'd slap Jesus around like a little girl!I'd knock the holy stuffing out of god's spoiled little brat!Then,when I got done whupping his holier than thou ass,I would make him turn some water into wine, so I could get an unholy drunk on,then I would whip his ass for just for the hell of it!And when the sniveling little savior started threatening me with the old man,I'd go kick the old fucks ass,too!I might even look up the holy ghost give him a divine smackdown,just for good measure.And dont get me started on the fucking angels!!Those fucking angels,oooh,they piss me off,you know what I would to the angels??..............I would probably,at this time take a nap,what with the Divine wine and all.......
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or what? How can you stand writing like that?
You probably need to change your underpants too, after all that talk about fetish, pleasure, pain, pain, pain...
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