So God killed 42 kids, how many has Mao killed?
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Lesseee... God killed 42 kids, at once, by bear, wasn't it? In addition, we have two cities sans a family deemed 'good enough,' and.. well.. the ENTIRE FREAKING WORLD, same pattern.
Exciting News!!! I just got the list of the 42 kids:
1) John Earl Bensen, b. Dec. 3 1862, Shitesville, MO; d. Apr. 13, 1874 - Killed by GAWD;
2) Marie Therese LaFalier, b. Oct 6, 1923, La Ville de la Putain, Quebec; d. May 3, 1926 - Killed by GAWD;
3) Lawrence Edmond McCleod, b. Sep, 8, 1955, Los Cojones, CA; d. Dec. 24, 1962 - Although initially determined to be a fatality from smoke inhalation due to a fire resultant from faulty wiring of Christmas lights - Killed by GAWD;
4) ...
There are some Canaanite and Philistine children on the list too.
Sorry, a murderer cannot defend himself by pointing out that somebody else has killed more people. Murder is murder, it makes no sense to compare numbers. Imagine a terrorist who shoots 10 people and then tries to defend himself that Anders Breivik has killed 80 persons. He would stay as guilty as before.
Btw, @Apatheist: "Mao never claimed to love those people he killed." Unfortunately, this is not true. Especially communist dictators try to defend their actions that they are forced to do so for the greater good of all. This schizophrenic behaviour bears much resemblance of the biblical god, who is also described as "a father who punishes his children because he loves them"
Mao killed more than 42 children, as did Dubya, Washington and pretty much any leader who has ever started a war or led a revolution. They'll all have excuses for it, some of which history may even accept.
How many firstborn did God kill in Egypt? How many children did he kill in the flood? How does that make him better than Mao? What is God's excuse, and how well does that hold up even to human morality?
When it comes to killing kids, your God can't be beat.
He's a kid-drowning, kid-stoning, Kid-victim of war, Death at birth, death at infancy, First-born male killing bitch on wheels.
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You knew it was coming.
So god once genocided the entire human race, bar Moses and his family, just because he was feeling douchey. Mao, at least, had a cause, not that it excuses much, but still...
What you're forgetting is that god murdered these 42 kids (while listening to their tortured screams of pain) for making fun of an old man.
Do you think this is "loving and merciful" treatment from an omnipotent and omnibenevolent "god" that cares about children?
Oh, yeah, and don't forget this "loving and merciful" omnipotent and omnibenevolent god killed EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ON EARTH except for one special family and a few animals in addition to all the other atrocities documented in the old testament. But I guess you wouldn't know that, since you likely haven't read it.
Yeah, omnibenevolent, right...
Mao has made millions* of females equal to their male peers, God told** millions of women that they're not equal to men due to the mistake of one woman.
Admit it, your God is a colossal dictator and you worship him only because he is [supposedly] above accountability.
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*at least on paper...
**well since you people always claim that the Bible is the direct word of God and that used that to justify gender inequality...
Confused?
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