[In reply to how the animals migrated after the Flood.]
The animals all migrated to the areas for which they were created. For example, the polar bear was created to endure cold seasons whereas the rhinocerous was created to be amphibious. They migrated just like all humans did.
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Full of logic, isn´t it?, instead of seeing that as adaptations to their local environment WHERE THEY ALREADY WERE, you say that they migrated to the Middle East for no good reason and then?.
There's that trickster god again! "Here you go, POLAR bear. Why don't you get busy trekking your ass from the mideast deserts to the ice caps *snicker* Have a fun walk! Hah-hah-ha! Stupid bears."
Bet those penguins had a bitch of a time not getting eaten by lions, and tigers, and grizzlies, and killer whales, and tigers, and pumas, and wolves, and eagles, and octopi.
Why didn't God just pick them up and put them where they belonged? Wouldn't that have been a lot easier?
Come to think of it, how come God killed everything along with humans, when humans were the ones he was mad at? Why not just, you know, zap all the bad people with heavenly fire?
@Carico
They migrated just like all humans did.
What, they had their physical, spoke to Dep. of Immigration, paid for the paperwork, got a haircut and a real job and obtained residency?
I'm not very smart, but I don't think animals would be able to do that, Carico. How would they talk to the nice Immigration Officer?
"G'day mate, what can I do for you?"
"Honk Honk Honk"
"Oh, so you came here to be with your relatives. Tell me, if you are the ONLY representatives of your kind, what relatives are you talking about? You need sponsors to stay here, lady."
"Honkhonk honk honk!!!"
"No, God didn't leave a message regarding you. ..no...no... can't find anything, sorry."
"HONKHONKHONK!!"
"What did you just call me? That's it, you're out of the country, now!!"
...and that's why we have no record of the existence of FLYING penguins.
Yes, probably thinking of the hippo... of course the hippo isn't an amphibian (it doesn't need to lay its eggs in water, for example) any more than a dolphin is a fish.
I just love the concentrated stupid! Manages to get more things wrong than she has sentences--brilliant.
They migrated just like all humans did.
Although I think that the rest of the post is utter bullshit, this final point would be a great help in fight against racism. Flood or no flood, this fellow admits that at least all humans have common human ancestry, leaving aside the details about what other species those humans shared their ancestry with.
what...the....fuck!
Where the FUCK did you get the idea that rhinos live in water?
Oh wait, it's Carico....never mind then.
"Fish, Barrel, AK-47." nthed
Thanks Carico, you've just turned decades of research into perrisodactylan biology into shit. So I guess horses, rhinos, and tapirs are related to seahorses! FUCK! Now we have to edit all those veterinary textbooks.
OMFG!!!!
I laughed so hard at this I cried! Stupid can be funny, but self rightous, fresh-outta-someone's-ass-stupid is hilarious!
Can't give her a break on the possible Hippo mix-up either. Hippos are not amphibians, they are semi-aquatic mammals.
WOW... that totally doesn't answer the question. Sure, it tells us where the animals "ended up" (so tough to determine that part, seeing as they're still there). But still fails to address HOW!!!!
LMAO @ amphibious rhinoceri!!!!!!
Definitely "Fish/Barrell/AK-47"!
Rhino's aren't amphibious. They live on the savannah. That means they live on the grassland plains, like the American buffalo. But other then that, no, you're not a total moron.
"For example, the polar bear was created to endure cold seasons"
Yeeees... and what about before the 'Flood' then, hmmmmmmm?!
PROTIP: The Arctic Fox (Alopex Lagopus ) is so perfectly adapted & physiologically attuned to it's sub-zero conditions (up to -50° C) - to the extent of changing it's own blood-chemistry drastically - that if you brought one in to a normally heated home, it would be dead in minutes. Only post-winter (and when it's shed it's white fur) does it revert physiologically to those of, say, the Red Fox (Vulpes Vulpes )
A definite case of 'Did Not Do The Research'. Ah, but then if Carico & her ilk were to do so, there'd be no fundies left.
@Kuyohashi
"Rhino's aren't amphibious. They live on the savannah."
Carico has clearly confused the Rhinoceros (Perissodactyla ) with the Hippopotamus (Artiodactyla ). An easy mistake to make for the hard of thinking - and 'hoemskuled' - such as her.
The question was "how?", not "where?".
How did the polar bears survive the heat during the migration from Mount Ararat to the arctic regions?
Don't the rhinocerous live on savannahs, in fairly dry regions?
Are you perhaps thinking about hippopotamuses? They at least like to lie almost submerged in water for hours.
Confused?
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