<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMMyrSAkNo " target="_blank">Joe explains why you could live 900+ years before "the flood", how all the races came from Noah's Ark, and why Asians look so cute.</a>
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the earth expanded, then 1) there is a vacuum in the center of the earth OR 2) liquids and solids, which are incompressible, were compressed like gases
In the time of Joshua there were giants in Canaan? No way, that was a lie by the spies because they were afraid to invade the city. Read you bible.
Okay, so Asia is land on top of land (whatever that is), which causes a different kind of pull - which pulls back on peoples faces, giving them that "Asian" look?!!!
"When the Earth was smaller it had a thicker atmosphere."
Have any of you seen the exploding dinosaurs video?
Man and dinah walked the still cooling earth together . . . so, romanTique!dinah sounding like the first syllable of dyna mite and saur meaning lizard thus, Xplodinsaursus.(Yet another most informative clip brought to us by BillyBoBob Brain.)
My HEAD is going to explode!!! (<<< note the exclamation points of truth). But now I know the secret to living 900 years ... 5" of sunscreen!!! Oh yeah, baby .. gonna fill my pool with the stuff and live to be a million!!!
Nomination for the coveted BillyBoBob Brain Award.
I've got a theory. As Joe's gut expanded due to mass consumption of beer, the atmosphere around his head got thinner and thinner, and bam, he got more and more stupid.
During the carboniferous period (and possibly the crustaceous, but my team of research monkeys has not figured out anything on that), the atmosphere was thicker. Dragonflies were larger too, but that's because thicker air was easier to fly in. He's like the cuckoo clock in Hell, as Kurt Vonnegut puts it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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