(Captain Anonymous Troll strikes again!)
you faggots are truly delusional. you're not really thinking that you can be fags and still go to heaven, do you? fornicators and adulterers don't get in, and they're at least having normal sex, why would you ever imagine that gross abominators doing what is completely unnatural and an offense to God's holy character would get into HIS heaven? you're just stupid.
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You know, dimwit, when people argue about a merciful God keeping people out of heaven they're pointing out the contradictions in your theology, not complaining that they won't be going to your imaginary paradise.
So heterosexual "fornicators" who engage in exactly the same physical sex acts as homosexuals won't get into the city limits of heaven, but, not being as bad as "fags" in the troll's opinion, will they get into heaven's suburbs?
Maybe because other adulterers like Abraham, David and St Agustine are?, maybe because many saints could be closeted homosexuals and God doesn´t seem to care?, maybe because many of them don´t believe in God and don't fear hell?, because you're a troll?, because that there are homosexuals is the proof of its "naturality"?, or a combination of all of the above?
Jez: Its repression.
Yeah. And you guys committing the abomination of eating the Seaside Shrimp Trio at Red Lobster aren't getting in, either (Lev. 11:10). And the NFL players and NASCAR drivers and pit crews should be stoned to death for working on Sundays - that's worse than being gay, in God's book (Num. 15:32-36) ...
I agree that adultery is wrong, because that's cheating on your spouse - but, other than that, why should people care about the sexual behaviours of other people?
Marty McFly wrote:
I agree that adultery is wrong, because that's cheating on your spouse
Actually, it's not -- at least, not in the way the Bible defines Adultery.
A sexual act is only considered to be Adultery, in the Biblical sense of the word, when the woman is married to a man other than her partner in the act.
This distinction is important, because in both the Old and New testaments, a man was allowed to have multiple wives.
"you faggots are truly delusional. you're not really thinking that you can be fags and still go to heaven, do you?"
And you closet cases are truly delusional. You're not really thinking that you'll go to an afterlife after you die.
Do you?
We're not afraid of anything. Maybe that's what you fundies are truly afraid of: nothing. As in total oblivion of self after brain-death. Ergo, the delusion of religious belief. QED
The security blankie of religious 'belief' and 'faith' that you fundies cling to. And we're the stupid ones?!
“you faggots are truly delusional.”
“you're not really thinking that you can be fags and still go to heaven, do you?”
“fornicators and adulterers don't get in,”
“and they're at least having normal sex,”
“why would you ever imagine that gross abominators doing what is completely unnatural and an offense to God's holy character would get into HIS heaven?”
“you're just stupid.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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