* If I want to disprove evolution, all I need is the first chapter of the Bible.
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If I want to disprove the first chapter of the Bible, all I need is evidence.
It's a damn shame that it wouldn't make a difference to you even if we did have a compelling amount of proof...oh well.
And if you want to disprove speaking snakes or the fact that Caine didn't marry his sister, what will you need?. Maybe you'll need to diversify your sources and don't use circular logic. Sooner or later, you'll have to justify the validity of the Bible, you know.
If AV and Supersport had a child, would the resulting collisions of their stupidity cancel out and create some sort of super genius, or just create and intellectually devoid black hole from which there is no return?
And, that's because the bible proves itself.
It all makes the same amount of sense and proves nothing.
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
Wow! Now that I've actually read that, it changes everything! A book says that God exists - it must be so! Why must it be so? Because it's the Bible? Why is it the Bible? Because God wrote it! Why does God exist? Because the Bible says so!
By that logic, the Koran is right. And the Vedas. And the Book of the Dead. And a creationist textbook. Cool.
Has anyone seen that new Ben Stein movie on Creationism. According to him, evolutionists are crazy because we all started from a mud puddle that got hit by lightning. And I thought we got rid of spontaneous creation 300 years ago. Silly Me.
I know he's funny and all, but could we please put a moratorium on AV1611VET's posts? It's actually becoming harder and harder to believe that he isn't just trolling, and the whole point of this is to post things that people actually mean.
If I want to disprove Christianity, all I need is the first chapter of the Quran.
And when you understand why what I just said is full of shit, Av1611VET, then you understand why what you just said is also full of shit.
If I want to disprove the first chapter of the Bible, all I need is the second chapter of the Bible.
And after that, you know. Facts.
As a fellow Christian, I must say in the most respectful way possible...
That is illogical and insane, respectively.
Look up the word "disprove". Most of us who are well educated consider that evolution disproves Genesis, AND we have the evidence. D'ya wanna see it? Any good science museum can show you.
Atheism exists, in the same way that Christianity exists or republicans exist or vegans exist. You can't "disprove" it. Oh, do you mean prove us to be incorrect? We still need the evidence, not an unattributed quotation.
Confused?
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