[What would you do if you were gay?]
my current mindset is biased against joining that lifestyle and my mindset also says I would rather repent my sins and ask for forgiveness and then immediately attempt suicide.
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My gawd, when will these morons learn?! You start "joining that lifestyle" just as soon as you can tell me how I can join the heterosexual lifestyle. I didn't decide that I was gay one day, I've been gay my entire life. Yes, even when I was dating girls in high school I knew I was gay. And no, I wasn't molested and I didn't come from a broken home, and my father WAS a great role model. Fucking nitwits.
And you make a fool of yourself, because for the first time you realise two things:
I'm currently staying with one of my friends (who is gay) while I'm between apartments, and it's all $200 dinners and $50,000 cars around here. If this is "the gay lifestyle," I'd join it in a second. Too bad being gay and having a million-dollar trust fund are completely unrelated.
Probably not, as, if you were gay, you wouldn't have your current mindset. You'd probably be out trying to get a same-gender date.
so, suicide is a better sin than homosexuality? Is there a ranking system in hell, where all the suicides get to be cool and look down on the lowly gays? "Well, I may be burning eternally in a lake of fire, but at least it was for a worthwhile sin...."
immediately attempt suicide.
Hey retard, did you forget that suicide, according to Christianity, is a one-way ticket to Hell, on account of the fact that you can't confess after you're dead?
Um... isn't suicide a sin?
Razors pain you,
suicide is a sin against the holy ghost, and is the only unforgivable sin. You'd burn in the hottest part.
Even to contemplate that you COULD suicide is probably sinful
@#433990: That's because it IS something that you are born with. Why the heck do you think homosexuals would deliberately choose to "defile" themselves? Do you think they're all a bunch of masochists who enjoy being shunned, denounced, spit upon, and condemned? You're the one who's an idiot.
@434070: Ok, then. Prove it. Choose to be gay. And don't give me that codswaddle that it's an evil thing - put your faith where your mouth is and prove you can choose to be gay. That means enjoying sex with a member of the same gender, having a desire to spend your life with that person, and feeling personally attacked when someone tells you that you're evil for being happy.
Go on, do it. Or else STFU.
Oh - and please tell me how you are not weak and cowardly by not even having a handle to stand behind? The one I use is the same one I use everywhere, and I even have a website based on it. And just how are you not perverse by giving a shit what someone else does behind closed doors? Please tell me - I am just dying for an answer.
Suicide. Isn't that a mortal sin? Not as bad as homosexuality, I guess. I mean there's a whole, what, 2 verses about it?
"Attempt suicide" ? >ATTEMPT<?
You'll hve to forgive JoJo, Deriamis. Like a lot of other dominionist tards, he has no other interests besides railing about homosexuals and dreaming of the deaths of the nonbelievers. He needs a hug.
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