Mr Chick is a misinformed idiot who is going to hell...
His tracks about Catholicism reveals to me that he's a complete idiot when it comes to history. Chick tracts should be outlawed!
Can just imagine what will happen when he is the one going to hell. "Depart from me, you that work iniquity." (Matthew 7:23 Douay-Rheims) "Nooo Jesus!" I didn't know that I weren't allowed to get rich by fooling stupid Americans and spreading heresy! I didn't know that salvation is of works! I didn't know that the pope is you vicar on earth! I didn't know that you hated capitalism!" (sending him to hell) "NOO, please don't do that Jesus! Why didn't you tell me? This is so unfair! AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"
I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong! Sadly they didn't attack heretics, they only hunted false converts...
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"I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong! Sadly they didn't attack heretics, they only hunted false converts..."
Revisionist history award
Hah, I love it when one fundie tries to tell us why another fundie is going to hell.
... although, I can't say I didn't enjoy this little quote. Chick IS a moron, and the idea of him ending up in hell is hilarious.
I also enjoyed this. Perhaps we can call it "Jack Chick goes to Hell." The Inquisitor at the end was a surprise, but, nobody expexts The Spanish Inquisition. Their main weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. TWO main weapons!
Fundie Catholics are still fundie. This guy is trying to out-fundie his Protestant competitor. I'm sure he'd turn on atheists, agnotics, and people of other religions just as harshly.
Of course, it is nice to hear someone attacking Chick and his awful tracts. When I worked as a waiter I used to get so many of those INSTEAD of tips.
Edit: @ Moondog: You're forgetting an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. THREE main weapons...
I disagree this is very fundie for two reasons,"Chick tracts should be outlawed!"
and...
I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong!
It's the "If my denomination controls the world, Like it should, things would be such and such way, but sadly we are persecuted by the evil Atheist/Catholic/Protestant/Gay/Scientific agenda, it's so unfair!!!" attitude that makes it fundie
I feel sorry. For this gyu. He doesnt see the glory of Jack chick and the god blesed tracts he is madeing. He have not embraced Jesus as is lord and savior and he wil go to hell because zeth is dumb and rejects the capitalism god have craeted. He are a combination of catholic babylonian and comuniist wich was made by teh cat holic lurch. Maybe i shall see him out and give a chick tract to him, maybe are catholics christians ort eh dea cook ie, Do he lives in the us of a anyone i promise i will convert him to teh true faith, jesus just toold me!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yeah, the Catholics where I once lived were pretty heavily "tracted" and tended to react in this vein. Just remember that Chick is a pamphleteer to the brain-dead, who doesn't necessarily believe in anything except the power of stupidity.
teh cat holic lurch ...cooool...
I'm voting this fundie because of the idea that anyone - even Jack Chick - deserves a visit from the inquisition, as well as lies about what the inquisition did, as well as No TRUE Christian(TM), as well as condemning someone to hell.
This is FULL of fundie - he's wishing for the inquisition of all things.
But yea, it's hard not to laugh at Jack Chick.
Five on the fundie scale, but with style points added.
I really, REALLY don't know whether to agree with this guy of not.
Yes Chick is an idiot and liar of epic proportions getting rich off foolish Americans.
Unfortunately those same accusations can be leveled at the Catholic Church.
"His tracks(sic) about Catholicism reveals(sic) to me that he's a complete idiot "
You, on the other hand, only needed one "sentence."
On one hand, I hate Jack Chick tracts.
On the other hand, it's like reading a post by Defensor Fidei's little brother, without the anti-Semitism.
Your problem is, Zealous, that if your rules were applied to the letter, you'd be the first victim of your stupidity. All you say is heresy, according to the church.
FUNDIE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Although nice touch on reversing his usual scenario.
@Canadeist: Plus, whenever he writes "specifically for ___ audiences," he always portrays them stereotypically. Gangster tracts are aimed at blacks, jews have the long sideburns, the wordless comic he made "for kids" is changed to feature people in old-style Native American dress to target them, et al.
Chick is a paranoid, fraudulent idiot.
And so are you, Zealous Zeth. People like you are the reason people think all catholics are inquisition-happy maniacs.
Ah, it's fun watching Fundies turn on each other.
Oh, and for the record, the Inquisitors didn't HUNT false converts, they MADE false converts.
"Chick tracts should be outlawed! "
Hell no. They're far too lulzy for that.
"I didn't know that you hated capitalism!"
Least this one has the sense to realise that Jesus was not a freaking bourgeois.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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