Ballet dancing is extremely promiscuous, VERY SINFUL, because the women dance in their underwear, giving explicit views of their crotches, doing the splits with their underwear visible for the world to see. I'm not to to get graphic here, but you get the picture. The audience is “turned on” to say the least, unless they're dead. I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind, and I cannot watch ballet without lusting.
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"I have a man's mind, and I cannot watch ballet without lusting."
die in a fire, you fucking disgusting waste of oxygen!
Fuck. I have a man's mind. I've been reading Playboy for 40 years, but ballet does not make me lustful. All _I_ see at the ballet is how hard they must have worked to be that good at it. I see pain,nsweat and dedication to art.
Of course, i also see people not givong a shit what D. Stewie thinks or wants, which may be Dave's main definition of sin.
Ballet dancing is extremely promiscuous
Ahh! That's why I couldn't find porn versions of the Nutcracker, Swan Lake, or Romeo and Juliet. I should have been looking for the originals. My bad, how dumb of me.
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Damn it! That is soooo hot!
I guess Stewart especially likes the Nutcracker because the main female character is a young girl, Clara.
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Merry Christmas, Dave. Get your hands out of your leotards.
David, if watching Swan Lake gives your Davey a bit of a Goliath, then that's on you. Not every man is a raging pedorection waiting to happen. Most of us can watch ballet, baladi, Taylor Swift, women's soccer, hell, even porn, and not get so much as a wiggle. You don't have a man's mind, you have an adolescent's mind - I bet fucking linoleum makes you semi.
If you can't watch women doing ballet Dave, there's an alternative for you. They call themselves Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo. There's not one woman dancing for them.
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How is ballet dancing promiscuous?
The men more or less dance in their underwear too, ya know.
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No, I don't get the picture. Are women's underwear-clad crotches so different to men's underwear-clad crotches? Sure, men's usually have a bulge; is it the lack of bulge that excite you so, Kiddydiddler?
The audience is enthralled by the performance. Not everyone has as dirty a mind as you do, Kiddydiddler. You do not have a man's mind; most men are perfectly capable of liking the dance without getting turned on, and most of the ones who get turned on like it. Few act like you do; like it's bad to be turned on.
Don't look now, Kiddydiddler.
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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind
Gee, I wonder why your ex got custody of your daughter: in more ways than one , David J. Pervy...?!
Moral: Self Control. It's a thing.
I cannot watch ballet without lusting.
If you honestly don't like lusting, then you need to stop watching ballet (or Taylor Swift, for that matter), which shouldn't be that difficult. For instance, in 65 years, I've never watched a ballet performance. If you enjoy lusting, then you just need to buy more ballet videos.
Gee, David, what do you think of ice skating and cheerleading, as if I didn't know?
Did ballet for ten years. Trust me, it's not sexy. Went on stage in a white tutu at age seven and then a pink one at age nine. If you think that's sexy, you've got a problem. Went on stage in a teal gymslip (ugh!) at age eleven. If you think that's sexy- please, get help!
DJS you have a dirty mind. If you actually speak to men outside your little bubble, you'll find that they have something called self control.
the women dance in their underwear, giving explicit views of their crotches, doing the splits with their underwear visible for the world to see.
Maybe I should start watching some ballet, that sounds pretty cool. Sounds more like the "Windsor ballet", actually. (the old nickname in the Detroit, MI area for the strip clubs across the border in Windsor, Ontario)
Unlike some people , I'll come right out and say it: I DO have a dirty mind. ;-)
"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind, and I cannot watch ballet without lusting".
You know, Davey boy, we have a saying in Danish that seems appropriate here. It translates roughly as "The thief thinks that everyone steals".
Having said that, I did run into this Czech lady in Copenhagen once - she was there training ballet, and let's just say that that bit of news made some very [ahem] "interesting" images go through my mind....[shakes head, goes for a lie-down].
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
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