in Armenia....there is a number thing that they give u...and if u dont have that number...u cant buy food....and that number happens to be 666!
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Armenia is so under the control of the devil, I even have proof! If you examine the following song closely you'll see what I mean:
"If you're troubled and you can't relax
Close your eyes and think of this
If the rumors floating in your head all turn to facts
Close your eyes and think of this
Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky
If you ever want to lose some time
Just take off, there's no risk
If you ever want to disappear
Just take off, and think of this
Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky
The sky is glass, the sea is brown
And everyone is upside-down
Armenia, city in the sky
Armenia, city in the sky
Freak out
Freak out"
As you can see this is obviously a tune about air-travel to a newly levitated Armenia, possibly using some form of Tibanna gas as a propellant, where magic men in the clouds sew dreams and little children steal my soup!
In conlucion I can no longer remember what the point of this anecdote is, but it had something to do with Humble Servant being a Dickwrench.
Well, Crosis, you're obviously not Armenian! Or if you live there, you aren't a /true/ Armenian, since they all need this number to buy food.
So... If 666 is so evil, why didn't the world end on june 6th at 6 am in the year 666? And if 666 is indeed the number of the devil ,why didn't he use the highest possible prime number? That would be a great way to get to kill people and not break any of the bibles prophecies.
Just to let you know, humble servant, and all other fundy christians, the number 666 is the bible is not a literal mark. The bible says that it is the number of his (the beast/antichrist) name. In both Greek and Hebrew, each letter also has a numerical value. By taking a name, taking each number for each letter of the name, and then adding it up, you get a number. The number 666, has alot of names it could represent, however, the best guess that I've ever seen is that it is that of Nero Caesar. When 'Nero Caesar' is translated from the Greek to Hebrew, add up the numbers of the letters, you get 666. Ironically enough, the Emperor Domitian, who reinged shortly after the writting of Revelation, was said to be the reincarnation of Nero. Hence the part in Revelation that says the beast 'once was, now is not, and soon shall be'. This is what I get for being a former christian theologian and apologist. Thank Eris I'm now a Discordian!
Yup. Rationing is evil. Evil, i tell ya!
I'm not sure if there's rationing going on in Armenia these days, btw.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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