<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZxoU6Y0LRs " target="_blank">A young Fundie showing proofs that evolution is a lie from Satan.</a>
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"Do you believe that you came from goo, then to the zoo, then to you?"
It's a little known fact that what you believe determines how you act. And if you believe you came from a monkey, doesn't that give you permission to act like one too? You can't trust your own thoughts.
Another idiotic conclusion, but I can't resist doing this: *points at you* Case in point. If I were a fundie this would be enough "logic" to conclude that I am right and you are wrong.
Bear in mind that this idiot must be under 18 surely. One, he doesn´t understand evolution and second, the ten commmandments were NEVER posted in any school. Among other things, because no kid can commit adultery.
This is one of the most useless videos on youtube. The leaps of "logic" and inconsistencies are staggering. Even if I am your so-called "slave" to chemical processes, how is that in any way connected to a lack of control over my thoughts?
He doesn't seem to understand that "act like a monkey" is a metaphore . No human literally acts like a monkey. They have their own separate social structure, habits, mating rituals, instincts, etc. that are fairly different from those of human society.
That egghead should have read the bible before he opened his mouth:
It's a little known fact that what you believe determines how you act.
I don't think he understands what 'vestigial' means. He shows a diagram of a whale skeleton and its vestigial pelvis and femur, and from this he says that 'evolutionists' claim that "whales evolved legs and became cows." If that was so, cows would (probably) have vestigial whale-like features, not the other way around.
Wow. He even pulled his picture of 'giant fossils' off of a site for artists to display their picture altering skills:http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?image=18978
Do fundies not beleive in photoshop either?
Oh, and his silverware evolution would be relevant if he could prove that either silverware breeds or horses don't.
I suppose one of the serious side effects of having public access to the net is that you will inevitably get imbeciles who think that their opinion matters. Guess what, dumbass... believing in things does not make them so. image
Oh, and his silverware evolution would be relevant if he could prove that either silverware breeds or horses don't.
Reminds me of an old folktale I read a few years ago, I think it was a Middle Eastern story (Persian, perhaps):
A poor man goes to his rich neighbour, and asks to borrow a pair of silver spoons (I don't remember the exact reason he gives). When he gives back the spoons, he adds his last silver tea spoon, telling the rich man that his spoons had a baby.
A few days later, the rich man asks him to take care of all his silverware. A month later, the rich man visits the poor and asks how the silverware is doing, to which the poor answers: "great misfortune! They all died!" When the rich begins to kick a stink, the poor man points out that he was all too happy to believe that spoons could reproduce, so now he has to accept that they can die.
Morality of the story: people who believe that silverware can reproduce are morons ^^
Best quote from that video..."some scientists say that the Earth is about 4.5 billion of years old."all "scientists" say this, not "some."
What's sad is that this kid actually has some somall modicum of talent here...too bad he has been brainwashed so completely.
Another priceless bit is where he says that if we didn't "evolve," then "God must have created us." When you reduce a very abstract scientific principla such as the origins of life to an "either-or" proposition, you are no longer doing anything resembling "science."
Another priceless bit...his "proof" about the size of the sun proving that it can't be "billions" of years old because of all the hydrogen consumed in the fusion process. This kid has not one shed of a clue about geometric progression and mass, does he?
All of the "proof" in this well-meaning but ill-concieved video is based on the loosest, worst understanding of mass, gravity, fusion, history, and basic scientific principals I have ever seen.
An education is a good thing. A little education is very dangerous, indeed. This kid needs to go back to school and finish his studies so he can find out how stupid he looks to the rest of us.
I'm going to call (somewhat lame, understated) troll. His sn is VenomFagX. His profile says that "I am a retarded Christian!"
where are those giant human fossils?
Phantasmagoria, good point, i x'ed it out before he finished after reading your comment, why the hell would i wish to subject myself to that crapy ass video.
Natalie,
I'm going to call (somewhat lame, understated) troll. His sn is VenomFagX. His profile says that "I am a retarded Christian!"
Lame spoof, but kind of amusing.
At least, that's what I'm telling myself.
Unfortunately.. it isn't a "troll".. at least not in the sense that you are suggesting. Someone started an account as VenomFagX because this kid, who is DEADLY SERIOUS uses the account name "VenomFangX" and he has disabled comments and rating on his videos. The creator of VenomFagX placed the video on that account and left the comments open, so that people could point out just how much of an idiot this cat is.
Alas.. this guy is for real.
And, might I continue to say.. very SCARY. Someone needs to give this boy a text book, something to read other than the buybull.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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