the bible says that noah took every type of animal not species...he did not take every species of dog...just 2 dogs, he did not take every species of horse, just 2 horses etc....still thats alot of animals right? the ark was huge...if u were to build it it would be like really really really big. as for evolution...the big bang can be proven wrong using 4th graders a high school football team and a merry-go-round. sad eh? there are no flaws in the bible what soever...it was written by many men over thousands of years but yet there is not one contradiction. theres is not a more perfect collage of books in the universe.
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That's a truly impressive collection of gaffes.
"the big bang can be proven wrong using 4th graders a high school football team and a merry-go-round."
Please tell me how. Also, evolution and the big bang are separate theories.
the bible says that noah took every type of animal not species...he did not take every species of dog...just 2 dogs, he did not take every species of horse, just 2 horses etc...
still thats alot of animals right? the ark was huge...if u were to build it it would be like really really really big....the big bang can be proven wrong using 4th graders a high school football team and a merry-go-round. sad eh?
there are no flaws in the bible what soever...it was written by many men over thousands of years but yet there is not one contradiction. http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
theres is not a more perfect collage of books in the universe.
That one's finished. Next.
And a merry-go-rund xD
No coments....
Just no comments XD
If this retard had even the wit to scratch his deluded arse; he'd
If you think you can get all the types of animal of the world on a single ship the size of the Love Boat then ur like really really really stupid.
Also citation needed for the 4th grader, football team, merry go round proof.
Again with the 'he took types on, not species'. 'Type' has no definition in science. Hell, in this context, there IS NO coherent definition because whenever scientists MEET that definition, you just fucking change it again! ARGH!!
The lack of intelligence and literacy indicated in that post makes me doubt he could prove that a jam sandwich is made with jam.
"Really really really" big is many "reallys" short of how big the ark would have needed to be, the contradictions in the bible start from the beginning in Genesis (which contradicts itself) and the big bang has jackshit to do with evolution. I am however curious to know how he'd plan to disprove the big bang using 4th graders etc.
On second thoughts, I'd rather not know.
Canis lupus familiaris (dog) hasn't even speciated away from Canis lupus (wolf) completely, stupid. There are no species of dog, nor of horses for that matter, they are all Equus.
The ark would have to have been larger than the US of A, to fit all "kinds" of animals, idiot.
The contradictions in the Bible start in the second chapter of the first book, stupid! Haven't you even been able to read that far?
Evolution and the Big Bang are about as related as yeast fungi and c minor.
There are many flaws in your grammar and spelling...
"the bible says that noah took every type of animal not species...he did not take every species of dog...just 2 dogs, he did not take every species of horse, just 2 horses etc...."
So you don't believe in evolution, but a super evolution that took 4000 years or so.
Uh huh. That makes so much more sense.
1) If he didn't take every species, you are accepting evolution as true.
"it was written by many men over thousands of years but yet there is not one contradiction. theres is not a more perfect collage of books in the universe."
Give me strength. Another one who can't be bothered to read the bible in it's entirety. In genesis, the first book of the Bible, their are two contradictory creation stories, and it goes downhill from thereon.
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