Amen. Lennon's musical success sure took him far - right into the jaws of hell. I'd imagine Lennon's in the darkest part of hell, because the Communist regime that he founded led millions of people into secular atheism.
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"I'd imagine Lennon's in the darkest part of hell"
Which is why a fundie version of the song "Imagine" really would suck monkey balls (unless they turned it into a death metal song).
"the Communist regime that he founded led millions of people into secular atheism."
LOLWUT
"I'd imagine Lennon's in the darkest part of hell, because the Communist regime that he founded led millions of people into secular atheism."
I'm pretty sure the Lenin that founded a Communist regime isn't the same Lennon that was famous for his music.
Okay, somebody HAS to be taking the piss! Nobody stupid enough to think that Lennon and Lenin were the same person could write that well. There's not even a spelling mistake, unless you count the Lennon/Lenin thing. Pretty damn funny, actually!
Lennon never founded any type of regime. He actually protested against them.
So once again, you're a fucking moron, wrong, and historically illiterate. Your fail is infinite.
Yeah, I got Lenin and Lennon mixed up too, when I was a kid...
No I didn't. I wasn't even THAT stupid when I was a kid.
Lennon as Lenin? Boy, that "homeskuling" sure paid off!
I'm no Beatles or John Lennon fan, but I know that man brought joy to millions of people in his short life. The only way this person brings joy to anyone, I'm sure, is by leaving the room.
WHAT communist regime ? I know Lennon made music, but I don't remember him as the founder of a country or even any kind of politician. You're delusional !
EDIT : I don't really care if someone is a Poe, or just trolling, pretending to be fundie is incredible stupid.
Wouldn't the darkest part of hell be the least painful, since there wouldn't be any fire around to burn you?
And LMAO @ the whole Lennon/Lenin mixup.
If this is true, and not a Poe, then it is so, so incredibly screamingly funny (in a sad, pathetic kinda way). Lennon/Lenin!!!!
Ok, I admit it guys - I made a gaff. I've fessed up to it, now let's move on. Where you will spend eternity when you die? That's the real question we need to discuss, not the difference between John Lennon/Lenin.
Nah, that's not Lennon! It's Clodagh Rogers! No, sorry, it's Lenin!
"If I ruled the world..."
Oh, wait! Now it's Eartha Kitt.
(mpfcftw)
@ MessianicServant
"Where you will spend eternity when you die? That's the real question we need to discuss,..."
I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered in the yard. Next discussion...
I haven't laughed this hard since some imbecile suggested dinosaurs were used to build the pyramids.
Oh, and I'll be spending eternity where everybody else will be spending it. In a perpetual state of nothingness.
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