[nah man, i be humble-like]
I have personally seen God.
You are an arrogant piece of shit.
If it we legal, I would delight in ripping you to pieces.
Have a nice day, shitbag
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[I have personally seen God.]
Cool. Tell him I said hello.
[You are an arrogant piece of shit.]
Yet you're the one calling names and threatening people.
[If it we legal, I would delight in ripping you to pieces.]
Ask God what he thinks of that the next time you see him.
If it we legal, I would delight in ripping you to pieces.
Your mom said the same thing to me as I was leaving her house this morning. The problem was that my sperm was still gurgling in her throat so it was tough to make out what she was saying.
Have a nice day, shitbag
"And peace be unto you. I send you forth in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen."
Charming. Now, if you're ready to take my order, that's a Big Mac with large fries, and a medium Coke. Thanks.
I once saw Elvis buttfucking god in the ass, while Elvis cummed him in the mouth, and jesus was jerking it off on the three stooges, and the holy spirit was getting dirty with satan, and all the angels shit each other in the mouth, AND THEY ALL LIKED IT..
I have personally seen God.
I saw God too. In 2006, I ingested a significant amount of mushrooms and realized my friend Chris was Jesus. It did not, however, give my any feelings of aggressiveness; I'm perfectly fine with people discounting my claim.
You really need to get your hands on better shit, man.
"I have personally seen God.
But.. doesn't your bible state that anyone who sees the face of God will instantly die, or have their eyes burned out of their head or something?
I have personally seen God.
Oh good. If you see him again, would you tell him I'm looking for him? He still owes me $30 from last week's poker game.
Hi igotskillz.com, how are you today, feeling OK, or are you a touch frustrated and angry about something? Unable to get anyone sane to convert to your backward ideas of Christianity? Perhaps you are being too subtle.
I doubt if you've seen God mate. Even God would painlessly and instantly cause you to cease existence if he looked in to your black-heart, assuming that there is a God, and I don't believe that there is.
Some Definitions:-
igotskillz.com = someone without skills, especially verbal and literate skills. Has trouble communicating.
I have personally seen God = I haven't seen God at all and am a liar.
Hovind = liar that eventually learns to enjoy anal sex with criminals.
I've personally seen God too.
I have personally seen God.
Apparently, seeing God turns you into a raving, homicidal maniac.
Funny. Many people who have near death experiences with sights of God often report becoming more peaceful, happy individuals during life after the experience.
Seems all you got was a christian love injection.
Do you have any proof that you've personally seen god? No? Then you're just making shit up, which is a sin, by the way. Your threats and ad hominems just show that you have lost any argument you were in.
>2008
Even pre -iOS & Android phones had cameras. [/Crackberries]
I've legally ripped your 'argument' to pieces.
Burden of proof . No 'Arrogance' required. Have a nice day, subhuman. [/'Fisherman's Tales']
“I have personally seen God.”
“You are an arrogant piece of shit.”
“If it we legal, I would delight in ripping you to pieces.”
“Have a nice day, shitbag”
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