How could man have been given dominion over all the animals if he himself is an animal? It is impossible. Therefore man cannot be and is not an animal.
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So, humans are plants, minerals, fungi or slime-molds, right?
Or, uh, humans were given dominion over themselves as well?
I mean, it's not like the snake jammed its fangs into Eve's brain and made her eat the apple. She could decide for herself what to do and did it.
--GF
NJ Osprey, another Xian already tried that by jumping in a den full of lions in the zoo of Kiev, yelling "God will save me, if he exists", a few months back. The king of the animals made a snack of the wannabe usurpator ^^
That's right, man is fungi. *sigh*
"Fundie of Yuggoth" Award, perhaps? ^^
How can sharks eat poor smaller fishes if he himself is a fish, or how can lions eat humans if they are the kings of creation?, how can we have governors(kings or presidents)if they themselves are humans like us?, I don´t mind people disagreeing with me, but please, don´t try to use this type of pseudo-logic.
Because that would mean that mad had dominion over himself, and as we all know, he doesn't, that's gods job.
How could Preseident Bush have been Commander-in-Chief of all the humans in the US Armed Forces if he himself is a human? It is impossible. Therefore president Bush cannot be and is not a human.
(Note that my parody actually uses as a premise a fact regarding the POTUS, as opposed to a religious myth)
Well, there aren't many other options. What are we then? vegetables? minerals?
Besides, just because we can kill plenty of all the other living beings, that doesn't make them subject to us, they will never listen to you. If you don't believe me, try dominating a rattlesnake.
"How could man have been given dominion over all the animals if he himself is an animal? It is impossible. Therefore man cannot be and is not an animal."
Humans share at least 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees. Therefore we are animals. We merely got to the top of the food chain because our superior intellect, ingenuity and inventiveness ensured that we could survive being potentially attacked by other animals.
We humans have 46 chromosomes. Did you know the Indian Fern has 200 chromosomes? Does that mean they are superior to us, and thus have dominion over us? They certainly have superior intelligence to you & your ilk, AIC.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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