The REAL distance from SUN to EARTH - revealed worldwide first by Matt Marriott
There are no doubts that Earth does not orbit the sun.
The hoax was created by the satanists to destroy the credibility of the Bible.
There are no doubts that Earth does not rotate (1). So there's only one question left:
How fast is the sun REALLY moving around the Earth?
Or in other words: what is the real distance from Earth to the Sun?
Answer: A fraction of what you were told in school...
A sun which size is a fraction of what you were told in school...
1 + 1 = 2
End Times is when some of those 1 + 1 equations that were previously hidden finally surface.
Solar eclipses (2) are not even in that category. They have been around from the beginning ...
Notes:
(1) Reminder: to explain "scientifically" their hoaxes, the satanists use two types of "magic": unspecified equations for observable facts (examples: evolution, earth's rotation) or equations for dummies for the rest (example: theory of relativity).
(2) As one reader puts it:
Simple equation:
Sun Moon and Earth in a straight line.
Sun emits light, Moon blocks light, creates shadow on Earth.
Take the diameter of the Moons shadow, and distance of Moon from Earth.
I dont think the sun is as big as the solar scale says it is.
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Basic trigonometry, Asshole.
Close one eye. Hold up your finger. Now close that eye and open up the other eye.
The finger is in a different spot relative to the background, isn't it?
With only one eye open, your brain really doesn't know how far away anything is. That's why people who have lost sight in one eye have problems with depth perception: when both eyes are open, your brain takes the information from both eyes and uses it to determine how far away an object is.
Scientists do this to determine how far away celestial objects are. Information from two observation sights is compared against the stars in the background; using very basic trigonometry and the distance between the two observation points, the distance to the celestial object can be determined mathmatically.
If it's something even further away, observations can be made at different times of the year; if you make one set of measurements on January 22, and the next set on July 22, you basically use the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun as the known difference to compute the distance from the angles...
And that's not even getting into things like Doppler shifts and the speed of light.
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Ah, never mind, I guess that's some of that "magic" right?
There are no doubts that Earth does not orbit the sun.
Unless you have a telescope.
The hoax was created by the satanists to destroy the credibility of the Bible.
No seriously, look up Coprunicus right now. He mathematically proved the Earth orbits the sun using only a crappy 16th century telescope and Vensus's orbit.
There are no doubts that Earth does not rotate (1).
Unless you're an astronought, have been to space, and watched the Earth rotate below you.
How fast is the sun REALLY moving around the Earth?
It's not moving at all. No wait it is, all stars move through space, but the sun isn't moving around us.
Or in other words: what is the real distance from Earth to the Sun?
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Here, figure it out yourself.
Answer: A fraction of what you were told in school...
A sun which size is a fraction of what you were told in school...
Wow a fraction. You can't even give us a soild concrete number but your going to disprove over 500 years of accumulated scientific research and observation. For God's sakes, I nominate this guy to go on a space shuttle mission and see what the Universe is like with his own Goddam eyes.
1 + 1 = 2
2+2=4. What's your point?
(1) Reminder: to explain "scientifically" their hoaxes, the satanists use two types of "magic": unspecified equations for observable facts (examples: evolution, earth's rotation) or equations for dummies for the rest (example: theory of relativity).
Niether of those theories have anything to do with helocentricity. THEY CAME LONG AFTER IT WAS PROVEN THE EARTH REVOVLES AROUND THE SUN!!!
(2) As one reader puts it:
Simple equation:
Sun Moon and Earth in a straight line.
First thing you got right, the Sun is blocked by the moon, because by sheer concidence, from our prespective the moon appeares to be the same size as the sun, but only rarely do perfect solar eclipses happen.
Sun emits light, Moon blocks light, creates shadow on Earth.
Aaaad...
Take the diameter of the Moons shadow, and distance of Moon from Earth.
Warning: Celestial objects seen from Earth will appare smaller then they actually are.
I dont think the sun is as big as the solar scale says it is."
No seriously, your freakin' retarted. We're done here.
Using your math (haha) accurately predict the next solar eclipse, location, duration and degree of totality. Otherwise, shove your head back up your ass and enjoy the totality of that!
the satanists use two types of "magic"
The rest of the world calls it science, and you keep misspelling "scientist". I know, you badly want all of this half-baked mythology to be true, but wishing doesn't make it so.
I like best how he seems to think that an eclipse blocks out sunlight over a vast majority of the world. I mean, the sun's only about the size of a quarter, if the moon's the size of a half-dollar, it should block out ALL of the sunlight to ALL of the Earth when they're in a straight line with each other. Shouldn't it?
And this, folks, is why you should be sure to disable your Internet connection before getting high. Otherwise, you'll really regret it later.
This has GOT to be worthy of a "Fundie Science Expert" Award!
~David D.G.
We can measure the distance to Venus directly by radar; and by taking several measurements at different points in Venus' orbit, we can find the distance to the sun by trigonometry. This, of course, requires one to assume the speed of light is constant between here and Venus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't alter the radar readings with his Noodly Appendage.
If the earth isn't rotating, how does your DirecTV satelite stay in the same place over your house? Or maybe those are faked, too, like the Moon landings?
Sometimes these guys seem to think the entire of science exists for the purpose of disproving the Bible.
Mr. Spak - be sure to remind him to go at night, so he won't burn up ...
Matt, Matt, Matt. You're glib!
You don't know the history or the construction of the universe, let alone the Milky Way Galaxy!
Also, I doubt that the sun rotates around Earth.
equations for dummies for the rest (example: theory of relativity).
I was able to carry out laboratory projects, with apparatus entirely under my own personal control, which contradicted the non-relativistic model -- in my lower-division physics work. Now, in my upper-division work and in my medical-physics internship, I'm working with systems whose behavior would be completely different in a non-relativistic universe -- and these systems work, to the extent measurable by the tools we use, in a way consistent with the relativistic model. Just calculating the velocity of the protons I work with (where insufficient accuracy would cause the whole thing to shut down) requires use of relativistic rather than Newtonian models. (Though, that said, even Newton's model implies a much larger earth/moon/sun system than a stationary earth would allow.)
There might be no doubt in YOUR mind, Matty, but that doesn't mean anything, really.
The Bible destroys its credibility fine on its own, it doesn't need any help.
Hey, I can block out the sun with the palm of my hand. The sun must be smaller than an orange!
Actually, we don't believe in Satan either.
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