[Note: As a Christian I am appalled by all this. After boycotting McDonald's for their "gay agenda", what's next for the AFA? Boycotting companies that hire women and minorities?]
"QUIT calling them gay! They are not gay. It is a misuse of the word. The are not homosexuals either. They, according to GOD, are sodomites."
[Then...]
"Just as these people praise the peaceful protest of the civil rights movements through boycotts and marches they condemn Christians rights to do the same. They are the sons of Lucifer and are to be admonished."
""No to McDonalds. No to diversity. No to political correctness." "
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I've said "No to McDonald's!" for a long time, but that's because it's so unhealthy.
What a stupid reason for doing something not stupid.
" After boycotting McDonald's for their "gay agenda", "
I've never eaten there because the food's shit.
"QUIT calling them gay! They are not gay. It is a misuse of the word. The are not homosexuals either. They, according to GOD, are sodomites."
So, if men loving men are neither gay nor homosexual,
"After boycotting McDonald's for their "gay agenda", what's next for the AFA? Boycotting companies that hire women and minorities?"
It's only a matter of time for the fundies. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
"No to McDonalds. No to diversity. No to political correctness."
NO TO DIVERSITY. TO BE DIFFERENT IS TO BLASPHEME. DO NOT BLASPHEME! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINAATE!
Only, unlike the Daleks, the AFA has yet to master traveling up stairs. ;3
"QUIT calling them gay! They are not gay. It is a misuse of the word. The are not homosexuals either. They, according to GOD, are sodomites."
And hillbillies like to be called 'Sons of the Soil', according to The Simpsons. Nobody calls them that. We deal.
According to ME, fundies are 'warbling cuntbiscuits', but that's not going to catch on either. I can deal with it.
Remember, penetration, however slight, is suffiecient to complete the offence.
...you know you're a military nerd when you crack jokes about the UCMJ...
Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. (Ezekiel 16:49)
Doesn't even claim those daughters were lesbians!
Funny how seldom the fundies quote this verse, isn't it!
Well, shit. A perfect reason to go to McD's today, but the CO Rockies scored way more than 7 runs last night, so it's four-tacos-for-$1 at Taco Bell today. What to do, what to do ...
"QUIT calling them gay! They are not gay. It is a misuse of the word. The are not homosexuals either. They, according to GOD, are sodomites."
Where's Indigo Montoya when you need him?
""No to McDonalds. No to diversity. No to political correctness."
So you admit don't like women and minorities either? Good to know you're honest.
"Sodomite" means a person from Sodom. I've yet to meet any of those.
Gay people? Plenty. Sodomites? Nada.
I don't care what you think the sin of Sodom was, you of the fourth grade education and kindergarten reading level. You're an idiot, and if you read, you would understand there was no mention of consentual man sex in the entire story, you numbnuts.
Fuck McDonalds.
Diversity is a good thing. It would be incredibly boring if everyone else were a genius like me. Conversely, it would be hell if I was forced to be a stupid Xian.
Fuck political correctness. I'm always happy to say that.
I'm just wondering : how do they call young boys that are in love with each other?
According to Ezekiel, failure to provide for the poor and needy (along with pride, general wealth, and idleness) was a central sin of Sodom.
The GOP promotes starvation and homelessness for the poor and needy in order to free up government dollars to subsidize the proud, full-of-bread, idle wealthy.
The AFA spends most of their budget promoting the GOP and GOP politicians.
Who're the sodomites now , AFA?
Excuse me, but I can't be a sodomite if I've never freaking been to Arabia. I'm thinking of sending a sympathetic letter to the next company the AFA boycotts, perhaps requesting them to increase their pricing by 2%.
@ Crimson Lizard
AFA in Sweden is Anti Fascist Action. I guess this is American Family Association and not Asatru Folk Assembly... There are a lot of American F-something A-something.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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