"As I recall she said teach them both"
Sarah Failin doesn't exactly keep up on current events, does she? Even as far back as 2005, Kitzmiller vs. Dover would prevent her from having Creationism taught in schools in the US.
@Captain Britannica
"Tell us more of this quantum science. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere."
Explain again, how Sarah Failin's bladder - whilst she's still alive - may be employed to prevent earthquakes?
@WMDKitty
"(Why, WHY is it illegal to kill these morons? We'd be doing the world a favor...)"
Whilst your zeal in the elimination of fundies is one I can equate with, Churchill was right when the SOE proposed a plan involving the assassination of Hitler, he rejected it; the simple fact he was such a terrible strategic planner, with a 'my way or the highway' attitude towards even his most experienced generals, Hitler was more of an asset to the allied war effort alive than dead. Similarly, with the perpetual P.R. traincrash that is right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity (especially in the US: Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind, Becky Fischer, Scott Roeder, Rush Limburger, Sarah Failin et al), they're doing a perfectly good job in destroying themselves. Proof? Kitzmiller vs. Dover: this landmark (and precedent-creating) case was decided for the plaintiffs by John E. Jones III (himself a Conservative Christian), especially with the laughingstock of a testimony by the creationist Michael Behe; Jones was personally appointed to the Federal bench by George Dumbya Bush. Who voted in Dumbya? The Religious Right. Thus, ultimately, the educational agenda of the Religious Right was destroyed at a stroke by the Religious Right themselves. They themselves helped the cause of we Atheists in ways that not even we Atheists could've imagined - and without us lifting a finger. As a result, the teaching of 'Intelligent Design' (and thus Creationism) in all accredited educational establishments is illegal and unconstitutional. Forced Atheism in biology classes. The irony is exquisitely sweet, is it not? One Word: Hubris.
Thus fundies are a greater asset to we Atheists alive than dead. They're already doing a perfect job in their own eventual destruction.