“The assmites are the Web equivalent of vandals,”
Are pictures on your site ruined? Is your text taken down? Is anything spraypainted?
No, we note, but we don’t vandalize. Poor analogy.
“They are intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create.”
Except we do nothing to destroy and you have no idea what i’ve created. I’d tell you, but you WOULD vandalize my comment page.
"The BB in question is an Internet slum.”
I thought the Bible had warnings not to commit name-calling? ‘Revilers will never get to Heaven’ and stuff like that?
“The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor".”
Beats conservative humor, at any rate.
HUMOR challenges your world-view. Conservatives tell stories that reinforce their world view, then laugh in relief.
“They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.”
Just a string of insults, none of it supported, huh?
Did you shit your pants in second grade? Have you never recovered from that humiliation?
“The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.”
No one? That’s a pretty big claim. How much of Teh Interwebs did you survey to make sure NO ONE knows about us, here? And why are you telling people about us, then?
