["Is a deity that condemns all non-believers to hell worth believing in?" Emphasis in original.]
If you cured AIDS itself and gave billions of dollars to feed the poor. And you offered it up to God on judgement day. It's like offering a <font color=red>BIG BLOODY TAMPON</font> in the face of a holy God. Because God is perfect and his standards are perfect. And we cant keep them which is why Jesus came. Because he is the only one who did. --- Believe on him
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I think this qualifies for an award. "Big Bloody Tampon Award"? "Gotta Love That God"? Something in this direction. It is nice to see that even if you find a cure for everything, god made the poor people to go to hell. Heck, why even bother helping anyone? Perfect god condemns them anyway.
Wow. All I saw was big bloody tampon. y'know what, I'm gonna take your idea. If, some how, revelations happens, I'm stealing a used tampon and offering it to god. He'll get a kick out of it, I'm sure.
If "God" is perfect, why hasn't HE cured AIDS and fed the poor?
So you can't keep to god's standards anyway, and are going to hell for it? Why bother even trying then? If there is no differnce between doing lots of good works for people and having a used tampon, why not just go with the tampon? It seems much easier than actually working for whatever you are going to get in the end.
image SERIOUSLY!!!
Is he actually suggesting we should sit back and do nothing in case we actually succeed and offend God by outdoing him?
Or is it more that God, not wanting any more burnt offerings prefers them rare now?
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Spot the incompetent, bigoted, mysogynist who wants to believe he's superior to his betters!
What if we die and we're not menstruating? Too old, too young, too stressed, poor cycle management, failure to synchonise our impending doom with heavy days, not enough X chromosomes.
"Blood Belching Vagina"? How revolting is that?! Feverishly seconded ... or forthed (or however you say that).
So good deeds mean absolutely nothing? You know, when Christians assure me that they do good deeds because they're good, and not because God told them to, I'd like to believe them, but I just can't get the words of manaics like this out of my head. This ideology truly is disgusting. Don't do anything to help your fellow human being. Just follow some archaic set of rules, and everything will turn out alright.
I'm sorry, wasn't god the one who ASKED for bloody offerings? As long as it is dripping with gore I'm sure he'll approve.
"Do as I Say, Not as I Do", once again. God doesn't have to pay any penalty for creating AIDS because he's, well, god!
Klaus wrote: Heck, why even bother helping anyone? Perfect god condemns them anyway.
If god was so perfect wouldn't he get off his lazy ass and feed the hungry?
Seriously, if god was perfect world hunger wouldn't be a big issue.
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