As a God fearing Christian I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your progressive agenda then you will force me and others like me to take up the sword and destroy you.
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Thanks on that whole offer to do my thinking for me, determining when I am right and wrong and all that, but I think I'll exercise my own God-given right (by your own biblical standards) to exercise my free will instead.
I know everyone who believes in me and chooses to have thier sins washed clean by my death on the cross is supposed to get a free pass to heaven. That being said Ryu, if you even think of picking up the sword I will have Saint Peter blacklist from heaven you so fast your head will spin.
As God, I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your regressive agenda then you will force me to ban you from Heaven, and make you spend eternity in the Therapist's Office.
^Dad, I am not a child anymore I can handle this. I'm omnipotent to, you know.
As a rational moral person, I can and will tell you not only when you are in the wrong, but also when you're not making any sense whatsoever.
So they are allowed to tell us when we are in the wrong, but we cant? Then they go into the part where they can take up a sword and kill us.
O happy was the day when I became Atheist.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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