ok i have a bible study at school and iv been teaching it for quite a while. well ive asked to have it anounceds in the morning but my priceipla keeps saying no! he said i cant let you do that because of the sationonic people will want to have an anounced to . this doesnt make sence to me. do we have a right to let people knnow that we have a bible study?
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"You guys are lying right? No one can be this stupid and be a teacher right? This is a set up. A bunch of you guys subscribe to Christian forum posing as Christians and write the silliest comment to get new materials for this site. Right?"
I don't understand how this guy can read the bible at all. His "priceipla"? The "sationonic people"? If this guy is the one teaching the bible study, it explains a lot of the fundie mindset to me: Take the most uneducated person in the school, and have them teach the bible.
I wish I could teach a bible studies class. Here's my first lesson:
Why do some people like to smear the profession of teaching? :(
Why do some people like to smear the profession of teaching? :(
"well ive asked to have it anounceds"
You can announce it, but you have to call it something stupid like 'youth group' so people think it's fun and social and enjoyable, and to confuse the antisocial heathens who wish you would just call it 'bible study'
I think one of the reasons the principal won't let you talk about announce your Bible study Group meetings in morning announcements might be that he had no idea what the hell you were saying. Seriously, I has to read this several times over to make any sense -- uh, I mean "sence" -- out of it. Another reason might have been he was afraid of letting your (lack of)understanding on the English language corrupt the minds of the other students.
With appalling English like that, you should not be teaching anything, m'kay? Is English your third, fourth or fifth language or what?
Does "priceipla" mean principle?
Guys... Not fundie. Christian, stupid, borderline incoherent, but not fundie. Colbert teaches Sunday school; does that make Colbert a fundie? Apart from the fact that he's clearly unqualified to teach anything, I feel kinda sorry for him. Personally, I think it would help a hell of a lot if more people studied the bible, due to the all too often retarded attempts to convince others that "IT'S TO BE TAKEN LITTERALLY OR YOU BURN IN HELL! ". Any thoughts?
@ Bigfoot There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
They still run that show in TiJuana, so I've been told.
i have a bible study at school and iv been teaching
Kitchen Table High, presumably.
iv ive anounceds priceipla sence know
i have a bible study at school
Your J-boy doesn't like liars, you know.
sationonic
...nope, can't find that in the Oxford English Dictionary. Is that word found in the Fucktard Retardish Dickshunary, along with 'Covfefe '?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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