2 proofs that God exists?
1 - Pride - He resists the proud (those who do not need him or do not believe he even does exist) therefore they never have an experience with him.
2- Humility- Those who are humble (recognize they need one greater than themselves) he draws close to making himself known to them.
Our pride or humility proves the existance of God in that he is true to his word. Right?
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
I mean, wow. Just, wow.
Two "proofs" against the existence of God:
1. The intelligent, reasoning people never have an experience with him.
2. The logic-free, dimwitted among us have experiences with God, Jesus, demons, devils, angel and all sorts of supernatural whatnot and babble about it ALL THE TIME.
1. - Judgment: the FSM resists the protests of those who think his edicts immoral. You're one, right?
2. - Sexiness: the FSM draws those to him who find the human experience divine enough. You're not one, right.
His (or her) noodliness is proven. Thank you. Good night.
and he's so proud of his humility isn't he.
What is it with these people? Even mocking them has become banal since they're so pathetic! I really couldn't see any of them winning a fair argument without using a gun
In other words, he deliberately does not appear to those who, according to your doctrine, could most benefit from such an appearance. What a jerk.
I wish I had enough humility to think the Universe was created specifically for me, I was one of God's special chosen people, he was going to provide me with everything I ever wanted, I was made in his image, he agrees with me about everything, he loves me, one day I'm going to get to look down from paradise and laugh at those sinners who were just not as smart as me as they're tortured horribly for all eternity.
Man, I wish I could just get rid of my foolish pride, gain some humility and start believing all of that stuff.
Go get yourself to dictionary. Look up the word "proof" and come back when you're done!
And when I say "look up" it means reading the whole thing! Don't cherry-pick the parts you like or just believe everything your local religious leader claims is in the definition!
Wrong!
It makes just as much sense as saying "Tuesday follows Monday, ergo God exists".
God seems to resist the poor and draw the rich close to him. What a douche-bag!
Once more let us dive into the pool of failed logic. There is absolutely fuckall in your post to "prove" the existence of anything except pride and humility, which require no sky fairy in order to exist.
You know, it is really quite unbelievable the depths that fundies will sink to in order to justify their beliefs, and this is about the weakest "argument" for God that I can remember seeing.
people who don't believe squat not experiencing squat =/= evidence of squat
retards experiencing squat =/= evidence of squat
now get of the internetz, you drag down the average I.Q. of internet users
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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