Evil is running rampant in America. While the church is content playing small ball (praying simply for individual needs) and sacrificing to get a runner in scoring position (elections), our opponents are swinging for the fences. We “pray” to end abortion (bunt) while our opponents swing for the fences (partial birth abortion). We fight for traditional marriage (bunt) while our opponents go for sexless bathrooms. (home run swing).
Jesus told us “All power is given unto me both in Heaven and on earth.” We have the Greatest Coach in the Universe with the greatest team ever assembled. But we want to play small ball. We want to compromise (bunt) our way to victory. We won’t bring out the heavy hitters. We don’t swing for the fences. In fact, we don’t even want to bat—we want Jesus to miraculously hit the ball out of the park without us ever picking up a bat.
What if our team followed our Coach’s orders? What if we re-criminalized abortion and sodomy? What if we kicked the Devil out of our public schools? What if flexed our muscles and started swinging for the fences? What if God’s people demanded HIS return to HIS rightful position as the head of this government? What if God’s team played with as much commitment as the Devil’s team?
God’s kids are settling for the crumbs off of the Devil’s table. What if we played like the game was tied, the bases were loaded, and our clean-up hitter was walking to the plate?
Small ball isn’t working. We need Mickey Mantle. Instead we get Mickey Mouse.
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What if they finally admitted they are losing this battle? Oh, but that would mean the rest of their discourse is BS, too, so they continue to try and rally a dwindling but radicalised audience.
What if God’s team played with as much commitment as the Devil’s team
Then the Devil's team would get a no-hitter against you based on the positions you want to enforce. No one's gonna go for that besides other crazy. And besides, Satan's one of the best pitchers out there.
"What if our team followed our Coach’s orders? What if we re-criminalized abortion and sodomy? What if God’s people demanded HIS return to HIS rightful position as the head of this government?"
Yet another US Christian fundie who lives IN A WORLD where the Founding Fathers were all Bible Literalists who wanted the United States of America to be the Biblical States.
We “pray” to end abortion (bunt)
Sounds like someone's faith is getting weak. In reality, praying isn't bunting, praying is not even stepping up to the plate. Praying is sitting on the bench and daydreaming about hitting a home run.
We fight for traditional marriage (bunt)
You mean you struck out.
Recriminalize abortion? No, don't be silly, that's passing the job off to government instead of making a meaningful statement by the church. If you want to REALLY play ball, try to work so there will be very few needs for abortion. Get the children well-educated on the subject, with facts and a good explanation of contraception. Make sure contraceptives are always available to all, and either free or very cheap. And get the congregation down on the street corners on Saturday nights, passing out condoms. Now THAT'S really playing ball! A real commitment with a positive outcome. Go for it! Now "flex your muscles and swing for the fences".
@Kanna
"Make sure contraceptives are always available to all, and either free or very cheap."
But in their religion, contraception is just a different kind of abortion, so no.
So evil to you is women's rights, and two loving people of the same gender getting married.
But what's not evil is greedy rich people rigging elections to make more money.
I think you need to work on your priorities.
Oh and God doesn't seek to return to the head of Government because your God was never in charge in the first place.
> We won’t bring out the heavy hitters.
What heavy-hitters? Seriously, how, specifically, do you think you'll get sodomy re-criminalized? This is a nice metaphor, but the only concrete way I can think of for your team to play harder than it already has is with lynch mobs and burning crosses, which I hope isn't your end goal.
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So why isn't the above named the 'Jesus Christ Trophy', then?
To quote the Green Bay Packers head coach whom the above was named after, 'Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.'
So why does your team keep losing ? Quarterback: Timmy Teabowl. Head Coach: Jesus .
The NFL that is Reality is giving him a simple but lethal ultimatum: get your fucking act together, or you'll find that your franchise will be sold to someone else. I hear that someone by the name of 'Lucifer' is taking an interest in that. >:D
PROTIP: The NFL is considering the creation of a UK-based franchise, with the massive popularity of the regular season games at Wembley Stadium. But I doubt we'll be interested in your franchise. Y'see, we already have one: the state religion known as the Church of England; The Very Reverend Marcus Welby is an excellent Quarterback, our God is a Vince Lombardi-esque Head Coach, and that franchise owner Queen Elizabeth II just couldn't be happier with it. Homosexuality & Abortion legalised in 1967. The Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act 2013 after the C-of-E peers in the House of Lords dropped their opposition to that bill. We just keep on a-winning that trophy!
What if you didn't vastly overestimate your authority? What if you didn't continue to make up horse shit excuses to pretend that your religion isn't really fighting for these things? What if you admitted that, in truth, they're very much fighting and losing because civilization moves further beyond their archaic system of organized barbarism with each passing day?
What if you gave up all this baseball bullshit and started living out the principles of love, mercy, and kindness that make up a Christian life?
Because you're a false Christian like all fundies, that's why.
Here's the universal difference between the things you're fighting for and the things your opponents are fighting for: you're fighting to stick your noses and beliefs into other peoples' business and the rest of us don't like it.
What does sodomy have to do with you? Don't like it? Don't do it. Fighting for traditional marriage? Since when has anyone proposed preventing or interfering with your traditional marriage? You pray to end abortion? Then why aren't you calling for better sex education and easier access to birth control? Trojans prevents more abortions in a month than all your "praying" has in the last 40 years. You just want to stick your hate-filled, judgmental, pecksniffering, holier-than-thou nose into what other people do.
You want God's return to His rightful position as the head of the government? Move to Saudi Arabia. Aside from the Jesus thing, they have everything you want.
"Jesus told us 'All power is given unto me both in Heaven and on earth.'"
So when you keep losing despite fervently praying and throwing a tantrum every time, you'll of course acknowledge this demonstrates either Jesus doesn't support you, or he's not there at all.
>What if God’s people demanded HIS return to HIS rightful position as the head of this government?
Treaty of Tripoli, Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion ; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen (Muslims); and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan (Mohammedan) nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Dave, I'm convinced that you AREN'T following the coach's orders at all. Because Jesus wants you to love your neighbor, turn the other cheek, and show love. You think he wants you to persecute teh ebil pepol and force others to follow YOUR version of christianity.
Uh-huh
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudvillemighty Casey has struck out.
--Ernest Lawrence Thayer
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